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In my blog I said a long time ago that Eli Manning would be the new Broadway Joe. Even though he's from Hillbilly Heaven and he lives in New Jersey, Manning is New York's greatest sports hero. If he pulls this off today, FUGGEDABOUDIT!

 

He has received New York's greatest tribute - a bar in my neighborhood just renamed itself MANNING'S. If that's not all, they are talking about moving the Statue of Liberty and replacing it with a statue of Manning throwing a football. What's next, Mt. Rushmore Yards?

 

If Manning wins today, he could steal all the electoral votes in Tuesday's election and end up as president of the U.S. It's about time we got somebody in the White House who knew how to play real football instead of that touch football nonsense. Brandon Jacobs could be Secretary of State instead of that dizzy broad they got now. That way, every time the Russians got uppity, Jacobs and Osimiyora could just run over them and stomp them.

February 3, 2008  04:03 PM ET

****?????
Right!

February 3, 2008  05:59 PM ET

Well, that was interesting...

 
February 3, 2008  06:20 PM ET

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