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Lunchtime laughs: Latest NFL arrest

Here are some final morsels as you batten down the hatches for the Final Four:

• Browns defensive back Kerry Wright was arrested on Thursday when police caught up to him after a quarter-mile foot chase. That's the bad news. The good news is Wright totally smoked the first 40 yards.

Brett Favre told SI.com's Peter King this morning that he's definitely not considering a comeback despite published reports to that effect. Damn good thing too, since I already bought that special-edition Favre retirement book from SI.

• UNC junior Tyler Hansbrough has been named the AP's college player of the year. Very interesting balloting. Any time a rival got close to Hansbrough, the Tar Heel received two free votes.

• Madison Square Garden has unveiled plans for a $500 million, top-to-bottom renovation. It was either that or re-sign Jerome James.

• A hawk attacked a 13-year-old girl at Fenway Park on Thursday. Really, where's Tripp Isenhour when you need him?

• The Reds were dazzled by Thursday's one-hit, 10-strikeout debut of 22-year-old pitcher Johnny Cueto. Cincy manager Dusty Baker says Cueto has the best young arm he's seen since he shredded Mark Prior and Kerry Wood's.

• Bears coach Lovie Smith endorsed Barack Obama for president this week. Uh oh, this could backfire on Obama. Indeed, the Clinton campaign immediately pointed out that Smith has also backed Rex Grossman.

• NBC is reportedly close to a deal to cover the NHL next season. Sure, that'll get the network out of the ratings basement.

From the SI Vault: With a nod to 10 Spot favorite reader Jen, here's Curry Kirkpatrick's SI story about N.C. State's shocking upset of Houston's Phi Slamma Jamma. That victory took place 25 years ago today (April 4, 1983) in Albuquerque, N.M. Who among us doesn't remember where they were when Lorenzo Charles caught Dereck Whittenburg's airball and jammed it through at the buzzer? As an added bonus, the 10 Spot has commissioned a blue-ribbon panel consisting of a theologian, a philosopher and a physicist to determine precisely where Jen was at that moment.

Pete - #1 would've been funnier if you posted the reason WHY he got arrested. They found Marijuana in his truck.

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Yeah!! Big Tuna comes through again. I'm going to name my first child "Tuna". Now I have to go read the story.

Oh, and I loved the "two free votes" line!

Oh, and Tuna, are you going to subscribe to SI so you can get the free NY Giants commemorative package?

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Browns defensive back Kerry Wright was arrested on Thursday after when police caught up to him after a quarter-mile foot chase.
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He actually went a little farther, but didn't get a good spot from the official.

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Not only has Lovie Smith endorsed Grossman, but also Cedric Benson, Tank Johnson, and the Chicago Bears, all things that will hold Obama back now and into the future.

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Who among us doesn't remember where they were when Lorenzo Charles caught Dereck Whittenburg's airball and jammed it through at the buzzer?
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I was only 14 months old at that time. I don't remember where I was.

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Yeah!! Big Tuna comes through again. I'm going to name my first child "Tuna". Now I have to go read the story.

Jen - Huge Kansas Fan | 04/04/08, 01:47 PM
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Jen, you're pregnant? Is the father going to make sure he's a Tuna Jr?

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He actually went a little farther, but didn't get a good spot from the official.
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Police chases is a game of inches.

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Evidently Kerry Wright's mugshot was so good, even Nick Nolte was impressed.

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Any word on when the title will changed to, "THe Jen Spot"?

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Browns defensive back Kerry Wright was arrested on Thursday after when police caught up to him after a quarter-mile foot chase. That's the bad news. The good news is Wright totally smoked the first 40 yards.

The policeman was signed to compete for the second wide-out spot.

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Pete - #1 would've been funnier if you posted the reason WHY he got arrested. They found Marijuana in his truck.
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I don't see why that makes it any funnier. Would only distract from my punch line.

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Madison Square Garden has unveiled plans for a $500 million, top-to-bottom renovation.
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James Dolan guaranteed that the Knicks and Rangers will still suck

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Madison Square Garden has unveiled plans for a $500 million, top-to-bottom renovation.
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Since Isiah is no longer the Knicks team president they are liquidating their harrassment suit slush fund.

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my bet, jen was just a gleam in her daddy's eye.

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That girl attacked by the hawk@ fenway her name was Alexa Rodriguez

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Bears coach Lovie Smith endorsed Barack Obama for president this week.
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I guess guys who aren't super bowling champs stick together.

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my bet, jen was just a gleam in her daddy's eye.
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Yes, that was the point. She was several years away from being born. Thus the occupations of the panel-members that will take up the question of where she was at the time.

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NBC is reportedly close to a deal to cover the NHL next season. Sure, that'll get the network out of the ratings basement.

Apparently, they have promised to bring back the 'glowing puck' as well to help bring the fans back.

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NBC is reportedly close to a deal to cover the NHL next season. Sure, that'll get the network out of the ratings basement
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In a related story, the NHL head office has contracted with the NYC Regimental Bagpipe foundation to play "TAPS" at every game this coming season...

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I don't see why that makes it any funnier. Would only distract from my punch line.
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Hmmmm....so, there WAS a punchline on that one ?

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