Do you have a favorite putdown? Maybe a family heirloom thats been passed down for
generations like lice and baldness? Sure, you may live in a singlewide, but damn it, those dummies next door sure do annoy the stinging pi$$ outa you! Push those cheap beer cans off your keyboard and see if you
can write one down. Here's some to jump-start your mental weedwhacker.
1) Are you always this stupid or is it a special occasion?
2) You're the reason siblings shouldn't marry.
3) I hear you were born on a farm, how big was the litter?
4) You must have a family tree, but this crop was a failure.
5) I'd like to leave you with one thought, but i doubt you have anywhere to put it.
6) Keep repeating, 'socks first, then shoes, socks first, then shoes...'
7) As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
8) You're not the sharpest lure in the tackle box.
9) We all descended from apes, but you must have gotten stuck in the tree.
10) If you were any more stupid, you've have to be watered twice a week.
11) If i gave you a penny for your thoughts, i'd get change.
12) The wheels still turning, but the hamster sure is dead.
13) Your inferiority complex is totally justified.
14) With the proper training, you'd make a great turd.
15) _____________________________________ (insert yours here)
And please, make the world a funnier place, use these putdowns often, as laughter is better medicine than that
crap from canada, and a hell of a lot cheaper.....
Daniella Sarahyba
Tori Praver
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Well, you have pretty much all of my favorites..but one that I just randomly thought of is...
Do you ever get tired of hearing, "you're wrong"
badgerfan07
Whitewater , WI
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I'm sorry, your not my type. I'm not inflatable.
Tracy00214-Is back!
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"I'm sorry, your not my type. I'm not inflatable."
I think that should have read:
"I'm sorry, I'm not YOUR type. I'm not inflatable" ;-)
Cowboys-Celtics-Chis…
Middle, TN
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Did your parents have any kids that lived?
Does your helmet have your name on it or is it just your underwear that does?
Just how big was the yellow bus that took you to school?
When your parents told you to play outside, did they add...in traffic?
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Have you always been this stupid or did you have to train for it?
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Was your mother a D? Was your father a D? Because you sure as hell are a DeeDeeDee.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Have you always been this stupid or have you just recently become a Red Sox fan?
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Your village called, they'd like you to perform your duties as idiot today.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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I see your lips moving but unfortunately I don't speak idiot.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Does your mommy know you're out of the basement and on the computer today?
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Was the school you went to "special"?
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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So you decided to go with Idiot Flakes for breakfast this morning I see.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Is your part of the gene pool sponsored by the Special Olympics?
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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If they paid people for being stupid you'd have more money than Bill Gates.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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If I realized you are a Cubs fan I would have spoken slower and used smaller wrods.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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"I'm sorry, your not my type. I'm not inflatable."
I think that should have read:
"I'm sorry, I'm not YOUR type. I'm not inflatable" ;-)
Cowboys-Celtics-Chisox | 04/30/08, 03:20 AM
Ah. I see you've heard it before. *tries not to smile*
Tracy00214-Is back!
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Good one Tracy
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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I've had my fill of idiots today...come back and try again tomorrow.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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Rstowe is inspired.
Ghost.
Miami, FL
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Well, when you're surrounded by idiots and stupid people that happens.
rstowe
Newport News , VA
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