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Caption this: Eli at Disney (updated)

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Welcome back to Caption This. That's Giants QB Eli Manning (right), his new bride Abby McGrew (left) and host Mickey Mouse (the one with giant ears) at Disneyland on Wednesday. Eli was honored for his Super Bowl victory and MVP award.

Feel free to supply a suggested caption in the comments section. I will be back this evening to post some selections.

(UPDATED)

Before I submit my baker's dozen, I want to particularly recognize the prodigious output (in both quality and quantity) of Cap This stalwarts Martel, Mark G and Tim in NY. Without further ado:

“Nancy was right, this is corny!” (gunoz)

“All of the spectators are looking the other way, proving once again Eli's mastery of the misdirection play.” (Tim in NY)

“An hour later, Eli and Abby were subjected to the dreaded Timeshare Pitch.” (Martel)

“Eli shows he is not wearing a wedding band to a crowd that already suspected there was some Mickey Mouse between him and his new bride.” (CavemanHC6)

“Don't worry, Abby. We can hide out in this car for months. We already know how to defeat the R.O.U.S.es.” (Jen; Martel)

“Can you find Waldo? Wrong -- that's Eli Manning.” (Mark G)

“Eli and company waving to Matt Walsh and Bill Belichick.” (Rickapolis, also Martel and motherzucker on a similar vein)

“Meanwhile, Tiki Barber scored his fun at Billy Bob's Water Slide park in Ocala, Fla.” (Dwinfield -- Mr. May)

“Eli Manning and Mickey bond over the fact that both of their bosses were frozen solid.” (manta)

“Showing the man knows no shame, Roger Clemens (in Mickey suit) tries to weasel his way between Eli and his new bride.” (Cassidy’s; Clef and Dwinfield worked a similar motif)

“Welcome to the second annual Manning love-fest! Maybe next year Archie will be MVP of the Senior Bowl and we'll have the trifecta.” (Marshall K)

“Mickey shows how he needs two hands to ‘give 'em five.’” (rock)

“People in the crowd decided to focus their cameras on Minnie, Chip & Dale when they realized that it was Eli instead of Peyton.” (BoFett

Mickey tells everyone who's #1

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Last known picture of Eli, before Vito drove him to a "meeting" with the family to discuss blown point spreads.

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Eli waves to Matt Walsh.

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Eli and company waving to Matt Walsh and Bill Belichick.

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Finally, some recognition for my lick-racing championship.

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Drat Martel.

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George Bush welcomes the Super Bowl champion NY Giants to the White House.

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Mickey is smiling because he knows that they are getting together for a couples night out later.

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Mickey quietly asks Eli if he's ever seen Jimmy Hoffa at Giants stadium.

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While Mickey's back is turned, Minnie runs off to a tryst with Goofy.

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Like Minnie Mouse in the background, Jeremy Shockey is wondering when Eli Manning passed him by.

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Mickey asks Eli about that other 'Mickey Mouse' operation that used to play in the Meadowlands.

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Eli Manning (right), his new bride Abby McGrew are the first visitors on the new "grassy knoll" ride at Disneyland.

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Eli and his bride, riding with a R.O.U.S.

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c'mon, manta, Pete is low fat tuna, not chopped liver
Clef - Defender of the Crown
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He is the one who said he was chopped liver earlier this week.
manta | 05/08/08, 04:08 PM
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Right! I knew that....because I ALWAYS go back through everything I've missed while I'm ridding the world of musical ignorance just to see what Pete wrote.
Clef - Defender of the Crown
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Remember when you asked what it takes to get a caption picked?

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The crowd keeps looking around hoping for a Peyton sighting.

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Mickey says "Hey, watch the hands Manning."

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While Mickey's back is turned, Minnie runs off to a tryst with Goofy.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who
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I didn't say she was crazy I said she was F******* Goofy.

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Meanwhile, Tiki Barber scored his fun at Billy Bob's Water Slide park in Ocala, Florida

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While Mickey's back is turned, Minnie runs off to a tryst with Goofy.

Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 05/08/08, 04:27 PM
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"I never said she was crazy, I said she was f***ing Goofy!"

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