Caption This is back with a cross-sports picture. That's Cowboys QB Tony Romo throwing out the first pitch yesterday before the Cubs-Diamondbacks game at Wrigley Field. The Cubs won 6-4 to complete a three-game sweep.
Feel free to supply a suggested caption in the comments section. I will post some selections tonight.
(UPDATED)
Here are a baker's dozen:
“Tony Romo wears the only thing that could curse a QB more than Jessica Simpson.” (RedWing314)
“The Cubs treat Chicagoans to the sight of a real NFL quarterback.” (Clef, also I’ll Procrastinate Tomorrow)
“Tony throws out the first pitch in the Cubs’ 'A Second Century Of Losing' celebration.” (Rickapolis)
“On Monday, Romo was fined $10,000 for having his uniform jersey untucked.” (The Doctor, also Clef)
“Tony Romo demonstrates to George Costanza why cotton jerseys don't work.” (manta)
“At least the roided-up lunatics I face in football aren't carrying baseball bats.” (buddy&ozzy)
“This is what happens when Jessica isn't around to dress Tony.” (Mark G)
“Tony chuckles as he reads the typo on the statue of Ernie Banks.” (Martel)
“That jersey looked a lot better on Kellie Pickler.” (FGB)
“Joe Simpson finally tires of over-promoting his own children and moves on to their significant others.” (Uncle Ben)
“After this picture was taken, Cubs fans overheard Jessica ask Tony, ‘Why does a cow hide?’” (rock)
“Hey, I can relate to a team that can't win in the playoffs.” (Brian K Jones)
“Told Tony is going to be with the Cubs, Jessica Simpson was eaten by grizzly bears after entering their cave.” (Midvalley)
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Comments (476)
What? I was supposed to hold onto the ball???
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 05/12/08, 04:07 PM
Report Offensive CommentRomo does his best Nick Lachey impersonation
Skooter23g | 05/12/08, 04:07 PM
Report Offensive CommentThat jersey looked a lot better on Kellie Pickler.
FGB | 05/12/08, 04:08 PM
Report Offensive CommentTony Romo looks please after going 1 for May.
Finsterbaby | 05/12/08, 04:08 PM
Report Offensive CommentI can't sing. I can't dress like I know how to throw out a first pitch. They should've asked that Kellie Pickler.
Anthony Verna | 05/12/08, 04:09 PM
Report Offensive CommentContinuing his bad luck streak, Tony Romo must undergo 'Tommy John' surgery after throwing out the first pitch at a Cubs game.
gill | 05/12/08, 04:09 PM
Report Offensive CommentRomo's smiling because he's throwing to someone who will actually catch the ball
Skooter23g | 05/12/08, 04:09 PM
Report Offensive CommentRomo finally confirms; he is not left-handed.
Finsterbaby | 05/12/08, 04:09 PM
Report Offensive Comment'My underpants say 'Cubs' too'.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 05/12/08, 04:10 PM
Report Offensive Comment"...and then TO started crying. It was embarassing, man!"
gill | 05/12/08, 04:10 PM
Report Offensive CommentNow pitching for the Cubs, Miss Jane Hathaway!
Martel - Moopsbane | 05/12/08, 04:10 PM
Report Offensive Comment"This hat is squeezing the hell outta my head"
Skooter23g | 05/12/08, 04:10 PM
Report Offensive CommentNotice, no ring on that left hand.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 05/12/08, 04:11 PM
Report Offensive CommentLooking for inspiration, Romo visited the loveable losers, the ChiCubs.
gill | 05/12/08, 04:11 PM
Report Offensive CommentThat's Tony Romo throwing out the opening pitch at Wrigley Field yesterday. Not shown is his catcher Jessica.
Finsterbaby | 05/12/08, 04:11 PM
Report Offensive CommentRow 22, section b, seat 29..yeah
Skooter23g | 05/12/08, 04:12 PM
Report Offensive CommentJessica was excited to be at the Cubs game--"I hope I get to see Kerry's Wood" she gushed.
gill | 05/12/08, 04:12 PM
Report Offensive CommentJoe Simpson finally tires of over-promoting his own children and moves on to their significant others.
Uncle Ben - GFY | 05/12/08, 04:12 PM
Report Offensive CommentCowboys quarterback Tony Romo finally provides good luck for one sports team.
Anthony Verna | 05/12/08, 04:13 PM
Report Offensive Comment"Sorry, my bad, my bad...doesn't fly like the old pigskin, sorry...
gill | 05/12/08, 04:13 PM
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