Barry Bonds Witchhunt Tightens The Noose!

The Feds just laid another 14 counts of perjury and one count of obstruction on Mr. Barry Lamar Bonds, thus bringing the witchhunt to ridiculous levels.  Good to see the Feds are hot on the case.  You ****.  This action guarantees the following will happen in the next 2 years.

1. Bonds will go to jail.  If Marion Jones got six months, Barry Lamar will get at least 24 months.

2. Baseball will erase Barry Lamar from the record books.  FlyMaster won't forget you, Barry.

3. MLB will say they have solved the problem.  McGwire, Giambi, Palmeiro, and all you others better breath a sigh of relief.

Wow!  The scourge of steroids is gone and in the meantime the War on Terror is failing, our current president has the lowest approval rating in history, gas prices are soaring, normal folks can't pay the mortgage, unemployment is on the rise, and the threat of a 72 year old President looms on the horizon.  Well, at least we nailed that cheater Barry Lamar Bonds.

FlyMaster Signing Off...For Now!

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