Welcome to the latest edition of Caption This. That's Spurs big man Tim Duncan in the middle battling the Hornets' Chris Paul (left) and Tyson Chandler for a loose ball in last night's Game 7 in New Orleans.
Feel free to provide a suggested caption in the comments section. I will post some selections tonight. Enjoy.
(UPDATED)
Here's a baker's dozen with apologies to Mark G, who had several excellent selections left on the cutting-room floor due to the 10 Spot's Communist-sympathizing* one-caption-per-poster rule:
“Chris Paul causes another celebrity ‘nip slip.’” (timmy smalls)
“Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (left) attempts to guard Tim Duncan.” (Mark G)
“Secretly wearing the gold lamé slumpbuster thong, a re-energized Tim Duncan leads the Spurs to victory.” (Martel)
“Tyson Chandler plays with his new life-sized Tim Duncan marionette.” (Dwinfield -- Mr. May)
“Addams Family member Thing reaches over Tyson Chandler, still refusing to believe he doesn't have the height to play the game.” (Rickapolis)
(In three different voices at once) “What foul?” (Barzhac)
“STELLAAAAAA!!” (Brian K Jones and Rickapolis)
“Chaos erupted when Tim Duncan suddenly realized he was missing the season-ending episode of House.” (Dale R)
“Duncan reacts to the news that Rocky Mountain oysters aren't really oysters.” (AF1)
“Oh man, I just saw myself on the Jumbotron! My friggin' barber made me look like a cross between the Wolfman and Eddie Munster!” (Zowie)
“Oh man, I was so busy pushing these guys out of the way that I forgot to grab the ball.” (mleonard)
“The basketball world does revolve around the Spurs.” (Cassidy’s House)
“This is proof that Hornets really do swarm.” (rock chalk)
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* For the record, in all other matters, my view is better dead than red, baby.
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Comments (355)
Godzilla!!!!!!!
SeanNJ | 05/20/08, 04:13 PM
Report Offensive CommentThe Hornets were eliminated in Game 7 against the Spurs when Tyson Chandler could not make "right hand - red."
Caveman HC6 | 05/20/08, 04:13 PM
Report Offensive CommentAliens vs. Predator.
Brian K Jones | 05/20/08, 04:13 PM
Report Offensive CommentYou have to be THIS tall to get on the ride, young man.
Brian K Jones | 05/20/08, 04:13 PM
Report Offensive CommentDon't tug on Superman's cape
Lolly - Wildlife Secretary | 05/20/08, 04:14 PM
Report Offensive CommentSTELLAAAAAA!!!
Brian K Jones | 05/20/08, 04:14 PM
Report Offensive CommentDavid Sterns questioned the validity of the NBA's PED testing program after noting Tyson Chandler had grown a third arm.
Caveman HC6 | 05/20/08, 04:14 PM
Report Offensive CommentNew Orleans demonstates the effectiveness of the new "T*t Twister Doubleteam" defense
SeanNJ | 05/20/08, 04:14 PM
Report Offensive CommentGet off my lawn!!!
Lolly - Wildlife Secretary | 05/20/08, 04:15 PM
Report Offensive CommentTyson Chandler plays with his new life-sized Tim Duncan marionette
SeanNJ | 05/20/08, 04:16 PM
Report Offensive CommentAHHH! There's another Ben Stiller movie coming out!
E-Lib | 05/20/08, 04:16 PM
Report Offensive CommentEven with his third hand, Tyson Chandler can't control the ball.
Marshall K. - Top Cat | 05/20/08, 04:17 PM
Report Offensive CommentThis is proof that hornets really do swarm.
rock_chalk | 05/20/08, 04:17 PM
Report Offensive CommentBasketball - the non-contact sport.
Martel - Moopsbane | 05/20/08, 04:17 PM
Report Offensive Comment(Duncan)
"Let me go guys...I gotta DANCE !"
rock_chalk | 05/20/08, 04:18 PM
Report Offensive CommentChris Paul failed to receive the memo requiring playoff beards.
Martel - Moopsbane | 05/20/08, 04:18 PM
Report Offensive CommentThe Hornets mistakenly add too much water to their Tim Duncan sea monkey.
Mark G | 05/20/08, 04:18 PM
Report Offensive CommentIn this picture, the expression on Tim Duncan's face is actually being caused by an unseen 8th hand.
SeanNJ | 05/20/08, 04:18 PM
Report Offensive CommentThe WWE Smackoff was delayed for several minutes after a fan tossed a basketball into the ring.
Caveman HC6 | 05/20/08, 04:19 PM
Report Offensive CommentBlinded by courtside bling, no one can see the ball.
Marshall K. - Top Cat | 05/20/08, 04:19 PM
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