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We sure do hate us some UT at the University of Georgia.  Those big old orange "T's" are garish and ugly. What we hate worse than that is losing to them.  The handsome fellow in the pic above is the head football coach.  He has a real knack for recruiting top ranked classes, and then going 8-4 with them.  He has god status because he won a national title in '98. Peyton Manning played there.  Peyton did not win a national title.  In 4 years, Peyton won one SEC title. That's it.  Sure, he doesn't care, he has a Super Bowl ring.  But his replica jerseys sure do buy a lot of bologna for the head coach.  Speaking of bologna, what is that coach telling these guys that makes them want to play at UT?  It is a hillbilly college.  Don't believe me? Have you ever heard the lyrics to the UT fight song, "Rawky Tawp?" It is about murderous, moonshine running, hebephilic, impoverished hillbillies.  Let's take a look, shall we?

Rocky Top

Wish that I was on ole rocky top,
Down in the tennessee hills.
Aint no smoggy smoke on rocky top,
Aint no telephone bills.

Once there was a girl on rocky top,
Half bear the other half cat.
Wild as a mink, sweet as soda pop,
I still dream about that.

Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Once two strangers climbed on rocky top,
Lookin for a moonshine still.
Strangers aint come back from rocky top,
Guess they never will.

Corn wont grow at all on rocky top,
Dirts too rocky by far.
Thats why all the folks on rocky top
Get their corn from a jar.

Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Now Ive had years of cramped up city life,
Trapped like a duck in a pen.
Now all I know is its a pity life
Cant be simple again.

Rocky top, youll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ole rocky top,
Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.

Rocky top tennessee, rocky top tennessee.
Yeah rocky top tennesee eee eee eee.

See? If I'm lying, I'm dying.  Sounds like something out of "Deliverance" to me.  Right down to the squealing at the end. And they are making noise and printing vulgar T shirts about Eric Ain't or whatever his name is going 2-0 against the Dawgs.  Well, seems like it was not so long ago that there was this hotshot QB named Casey Clausen.  He liked to talk smack, too.  Guess what- his record against UGA was 0-4.  And they are still crowing about the big beatdown last year.  But I remember UGA going up there a few years ago and picking off a shovel pass from ole "Vanilla Ice" Clausen and running it in for a TD, about 95 yards. The Squallen Tears were so demoralized, UGA went on to beat them 41-14.  In their own house. With all their sisters/girlfriends a watchin'.   You know why the school color is Orange? It allows the fans to go from the road crew to the huntin' stand to the game without having to change clothes.  At least they require the cheerleaders to brush their tooth before each game.  Oh, and the T shirt that commemorates the big win last year for the Vols?  It's about but secks.  See a recurring theme here?  I do, and it pretty much creeps me out.  Well, stay tuned , students.  We will continue next time with part 2- hayting the gayters.