Who says there's no "10" in the "10 Spot" anymore:
• Memphis freshman Derrick Rose was the No. 1 pick of an NBA Draft that featured a record 10 freshmen going in the first round. That's a lot of teenagers. Even Michael Jackson thought they seemed a little young. (Hey-ohh!)
• The Nets shipped Richard Jefferson to the Bucks in a move that many viewed as clearing salary-cap space to make a run at potential free agent LeBron James in 2010. The Nets' edge is that LeBron is good friends with the team's co-owner, rapper Jay-Z. Now the Knicks are sorry they parted ways with Notorious D.U.M.B., aka Isiah Thomas.
• Mindy McCready, Roger Clemens' possible paramour, has been arrested and charged with violating her probation for allegedly falsifying her community service records. Come on, I'm sure she just misremembered.
• It seems authorities became suspicious because McCready's records consisted entirely of decade-old golf receipts.
• Umpire Brian Runge was suspended one game for bumping Mets manager Jerry Manuel before ejecting him on Tuesday. Actually, Runge dodged a bullet -- the league originally considered making him watch the Mets for an entire week.
• A wealthy Russian socialite was promising two "beautiful chicks" for each player who scored for Russia in yesterday's Euro '08 semifinal against Spain. Still, the players won't go home empty-handed after getting clobbered 3-0 -- they're each getting a copy of Mini-Me's sex tape.
• Michelle Wie had a quintuple-bogey 9 during her first-round 81 at the U.S. Women's Open. She should have taken Nike's advice and let them break her leg. Hey. it worked for Tiger.
• O.J. Simpson told a North Dakota radio station that his kidnapping and armed robbery case is simply due to an "ambitious prosecutor." O.J., of course, much prefers his prosecutors amateurish.
• Lou Piniella has been selected to replace fired Mets manager Willie Randolph on the NL coaching staff for next month's All-Star Game. And this was a nice touch -- the 3 a.m. phone call to inform Randolph was handled by the super-qualified Hillary Clinton.
• Quote of the day, from Alla Kudryavtseva on beating Maria Sharapova yesterday at Wimbledon: "I don't like her outfit. Can I put it this way? It was one of my motivations to beat her." Plus, evidently Maria totally flirted in the hall with a guy that she so knew Alla liked.

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Haha. This is funny. McCready misremembered.
Undefeated: WOOO!…
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Good ones, Pete. Like the Notorious D.U.M.B.
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Plus, evidently Maria totally flirted in the hall with a guy that she so knew Alla liked.
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That is so.....like.....whatever!
big west
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A wealthy Russian socialite was promising two "beautiful chicks" for each player who scored for Russia in yesterday's Euro '08 semifinal against Spain. Still, the players won't go home empty-handed after getting clobbered 3-0 -- they're each getting a copy of Mini-Me's sex tape.
Pete
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I'll restrain myself...but golly, this one is a comedic goldmine.
Kari - DaPrez
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they're each getting a copy of Mini-Me's sex tape.
Pete
I'm glad my lunch is over.....this is disturbing!
big west
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Even Michael Jackson thought they seemed a little young. (Hey-ohh!)
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I'm sure R. Kelly can line up some age-appropriate dates for them...
Marshall K. - Top…
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they're each getting a copy of Mini-Me's sex tape.
Pete
I'm glad my lunch is over.....this is disturbing!
big west | 06/27/08, 02:52 PM
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We actually discussed that at lunch, lucky most of us were done.
Biggles
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Extra motivation for FSU to beat Florida this year: Those hats with the sissy "Gators" on them make me sick!
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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they're each getting a copy of Mini-Me's sex tape.
Pete
I'm glad my lunch is over.....this is disturbing!
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Emphasis on "mini."
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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??? Quote of the day, from Alla Kudryavtseva on beating Maria Sharapova yesterday at Wimbledon: "I don't like her outfit. Can I put it this way? It was one of my motivations to beat her." Plus, evidently Maria totally flirted in the hall with a guy that she so knew Alla liked.
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Rowrrrr! Catfight!
Marshall K. - Top…
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Rowrrrr! Catfight!
Marshall K. - Top Cat
I bet that would garner higher ratings than watching them play tennis...
Lolly
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I don't know which is sadder - that OJ can only get media attention in North Dakota, or that North Dakota is so slow that OJ is news.
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A wealthy Russian socialite was promising two "beautiful chicks" for each player who scored for Russia in yesterday's Euro '08 semifinal against Spain. Still, the players won't go home empty-handed after getting clobbered 3-0 -- they're each getting a copy of Mini-Me's sex tape.
Pete
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I'll restrain myself...but golly, this one is a comedic goldmine.
Kari - President of Pagination
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The first part of it is really true, BTW. Or at least, that's what one of the British tabloids wrote. It had a quote from the Russian in question, who apparently is well-known for finding brides for wealthy Russians, and from one of the players saying something like, "A lot of us are bachelors, so two chicks is a great incentive."
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Rowrrrr! Catfight!
Marshall K. - Top Cat | 06/27/08, 02:54 PM
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I never understood the insult "You fight like a girl."
Has anyone here ever fought with a girl? Girls who don't know how to fight with punches are vicious...hair pulling, toe-stomping, spitting, scratching little she-devils.
Kari - DaPrez
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Come on, I'm sure she just misremembered.
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I'm sure this misunderstanding can be cleared up if she just brings in a note from her sugardaddy...
Marshall K. - Top…
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Sorry, kitten fight, kitten fight.
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Alla - drop the last name!
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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I'll restrain myself
Kari
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never get's boring, does it?
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"Has anyone here ever fought with a girl? Girls who don't know how to fight with punches are vicious...hair pulling, toe-stomping, spitting, scratching little she-devils."
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The stuff you see on YouTube.
BKJ - no 10 Spot, no…
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Has anyone here ever fought with a girl? Girls who don't know how to fight with punches are vicious...hair pulling, toe-stomping, spitting, scratching little she-devils.
Kari - President of Pagination
When guys fight, there is pretty well defined set of understood rules... girls fighting is no holds barred and anything goes...
Lolly
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