The next issue of OK! magazine includes a story that Alex Rodriguez and Madonna may be having an affair. Actually, the rag (oops -- "mag") only asserts that they are "sexy new friends," then drops some innuendo to help us all jump to the much juicier conclusion.
Far be it for the 10 Spot to question the fine folks at OK!. (In fact, we may start calling this The 10 Spot Blog! Catchy, no?)
Indeed, now that we take a fresh look at Madonna's song book, she might as well have been talking about A-Rod all this time:
Borderline -- Yelling at an infielder trying to catch a pop-up
Holiday -- What A-Rod's bat goes on every October
Justify My Love -- The attitude Yanks fans have taken toward A-Rod since Day 1
Lucky Star -- A-Rod's view on beloved former Yanks 3B Scott Brosius
Papa Don't Preach -- His stance on Joe Torre
Who's That Girl -- The "mystery blonde" from Toronto on the cover of the Post
Dress You Up -- Making agent Scott Boras look like the bad guy for opting out during the World Series
Beautiful Stranger -- Wait, have we already mentioned the "mystery blonde"?
Express Yourself -- Mrs. A-Rod's T-shirts
Into the Groove -- A-Rod's regular-season batting stroke
Like a Virgin -- Unlike Jeter and company, he still hasn't won a ring
Material Girl -- One potential motivation for Mrs. A-Rod to hang in there
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Nice work Tuna
Ten Duke
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Like a prayer - have we mentioned the blonde yet?
Anthony Verna
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Rain -- What A-Rod and the "mystery blonde" were doing at that strip club.
FGB
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No Vogue joke?
Well, OK, I'm having trouble trying to think of one, too
SeanNJ - Minister of…
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Morning All. Finally got through all the e-mail from 3 weeks of being gone and now I get a chance to breath. What did I miss?
Tylersdad88
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True Blue - A-Rod won't be a "True" Yankee until he wins a championship. You can also beat up anyone who uses the phrase "True Yankee."
Anthony Verna
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No wrath... that actually made me laugh. I have never been able to come up with a nickname for him on my own.
SoBeGaPe- That's My Baby! | 07/01/08, 10:55 AM
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Plus... if he turns out to be as successful as the Fresh Prince, I would have absolutely no beef with that.
SoBeGaPe- That's My Baby! | 07/01/08, 10:58 AM
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That's the first thing I said all morning that was right.
(It hasn't been a good one for me.)
Anthony Verna
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Crazy for you - Did you notice the blone?
FGB
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I feel left out of this post. Can we do the Mills Brothers?
Rickapolis-Bard of…
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Rick, how about Sarah Vaughn?
I'll Procrastinate…
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"Causing A Commotion" - Slapping the ball out of Bronson Arroyo's glove.
Stack1009
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I feel left out of this post. Can we do the Mills Brothers?
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who
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I know it's hard to keep up with these flavor-of-the-month teen pop stars like Madonna, but do the best you can.
The 10 Spot
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I feel left out of this post. Can we do the Mills Brothers?
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who
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Or Kenny Rogers?
Gilgemesh - Father…
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I get the sense that I am being mocked here.
That's okay. I can take it.
Rickapolis-Bard of…
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I feel left out of this post. Can we do the Mills Brothers?
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who
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Rick, how about Sarah Vaughn?
I'll Procrastinate Tomorrow
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...or one of those new, comtemporary artists like Glenn Miller or Benny Goodman.
DOC - GO FALCONS!
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...or one of those new, comtemporary artists like Glenn Miller or Benny Goodman.
DOC - Major Medical | 07/01/08, 11:20 AM
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Nah, we need songs with words.
Rickapolis-Bard of…
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Holiday -- What A-Rod's bat goes on every October
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Nice one Pete. A good start to the morning!
big west
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Nah, we need songs with words.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who
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Well, Pennsylvania 6-5000 has words and could describe the Phillies post season record
DOC - GO FALCONS!
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...or one of those new, comtemporary artists like Glenn Miller or Benny Goodman.
DOC - Major Medical | 07/01/08, 11:20 AM
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Nah, we need songs with words.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 07/01/08,
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I actualy like the songs from that era, but only the ones with lyrics, even though it WAS before my time. Should I bring up Lanie Kazan again? she could sing...
I'll Procrastinate…
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Nah, we need songs with words.
Rickapolis-Bard of Who's Who | 07/01/08, 11:22 AM
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Unlike the Spanish national anthem?
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