Welcome back to TTOF, after a brief hiatus the series is back. I hope you have enjoyed it so far and I do apologize if you were not included. If you do have questions, comments, concerns or complaints send me an FM but, you might be ignored. Here is volume eight for those who care your. Enjoy!!!
Warning: Viewer Discreation is Advised. Some material may not be suitable for those who can't handle Suspense and my writing. If you can't handle it, exit here.
Fade into FNPD ....
Porkins: I can probably find out who shot me before you idiots could.
NY: Look, Porkins as much as you would like to do that you will sit your **** in that chair and stay right where you are if I were you.
Porkins: It isn't my fault that us civilans can find the criminals before the police.
NY: Porkins, I have tried hard to be nice but, now I'm losing patients so why don't you just shut up....
Porkins: Well, once you find the shooter then maybe I'll shut up.
FanMan: How about I shut both of you up right now? - pulls out gun -
Fade into FanNation Hospital where doctors are trying to save dyhard ....
Bucmaster: CLEAR!!!
- Shocks dyhard -
dudeman: It isn't working, what are we going to do, he's beginning to straight-line.
Bucmaster: Keep shocking him, 1,2,3 CLEAR ...
Bucmaster: Dammit, come on dyhard, come on ....
dudeman: dyhard!!!, dyhard!!! (Bucmaster: 1,2,3 CLEAR)
Bucmaster: Dammit dyhard ... wait, he is beginning to breath, he is stabilizing, he is coming back. dudeman, I want you to check all of his levels and make sure everything else is stable. And make sure he is watched 24/7, I don't want to lose him.
Fade into FanNation Court ....
Cheezhead: Has the jury reached a verdict on the case of Ram?
Dawgee Fresh Inc.: We have your honor. We the jury find Ram guilty in the shooting of Porkins and Detriot Fan.
- chatter amongst the crowd -
Cheezhead: Order! Order! In this case Ram will recieve fifty years to life in prison with possibility of parol after thirty six years.
Ram: But, I didn't do anything!!!
Cheezhead: Ram there is a multitude of evidence against you, signs point to you. There is rock hard evidence and the jury even agrees, Ram stop denying it.
Ram: But, I did not shoot them!!!
Cheezhead: JHova! Take him away!!!
Ram: But, I'm innocent! I'm innocent ...
Fade into FanNation Hospital ....
DetriotFan: Where am I?
YanksFan: You are in the hospital, we have been treating you from injuries you sustained while taken hostage, the knockouts you have gotten and mal-nutrition.
DetriotFan: What happened since I left the five million buildings, I have been in?
YanksFan: Paddy and Esco wanted to make sure no one else was after you so they hid you for a while treating you as best they could. They then went to Da Masta to take care of you and here you are.
DetriotFan: Did they find out who is behind all this?
YanksFan: They did but, I will not be telling you anything, right now you need to focus on recovering rather than thinking about who did this.
DetriotFan: But... but...
YanksFan: No, D-Fan. Just rest - pumps some pain drugs through an IV and D-Fan begins to fall asleep ....
DetriotFan: I'm getting ...... tired of getting ...... knocked out like this ........
Surprised you with the early release huh? Check back next Friday for the new edition of TTOF. I hope you enjoyed it and I would love to hear feedback, if you would like to appear in TTOF, leave a comment.
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Comments (6)
That's right, Ram!
Cheezhead | 07/02/08, 01:37 PM
Report Offensive CommentCLEAR!
LIVE!!!!!!!
Bucmaster. | 07/02/08, 02:52 PM
Report Offensive Comment"I.......need.......air"
DYHARD SI DOUG HEFERNAN | 07/02/08, 07:40 PM
Report Offensive CommentThanks for making me the star of the show!!!
Dawgee - U-M owns all | 07/02/08, 08:59 PM
Report Offensive CommentThis is good, Porkins WILL NEVER question my greatness again
Ny | 07/03/08, 11:02 AM
Report Offensive CommentAll your missing is a drunk lawyer to get Ram off on a technicality and a crooket Cop who shot them in the first place. Or maybe just a misfire from some idiot cleaning a rifle form a highrise apartment building. lol
Azmodi (Is saying goodbye) | 07/03/08, 04:20 PM
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