(Chicago, IL) - The Chicago Cubs managed to out-do the Pittsburgh Pirates on Sunday thanks in no small part to Cubs outfielder Reed Johnson. Johnson blasted an 0-2 pitch deep and out of the park in the bottom of the 8th inning to give the Cubs the win. He even made his first curtain call appearance after the shot.
But it was the appearance of something else - something on Johnson's chin - that had everyone talking.
Emerging behind Johnson's signature chin fuzz was the distinct spectre of an affliction that Johnson thought was long behind him: chinballalits. The illness, as lampooned in an episode of South Park, is marked by an uncomfortable and unsightly shifting of the testicles into the chin area.

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Michelle Damon

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