In a move that has shocked the sports world, Brett Favre, former quarterback of the Green Bay Packers, has enlisted in the United States Army. Ssgt Arnold Jackson of the Tupelo, Mississippi Army recruiting district, confirms that Favre is now a member of the US Army. "He waltzed into the office with his entire entourage, including his wife, and said he wanted to join up", Jackson said. Favre must still pass a physical, but his agent, "Bus" Cook has already spoken with the Army Chief of Staff and obtained a waiver for Favre's previous drug abuse. Cook also negotiated a contract whereby Favre will be able to serve wherever he wants to, in any capacity he so choses. "We have been assured that Brett will have his own air conditioned trailer, his own chef instead of Army cooks and a Tempurpedic bed instead of a bunk", Cook said. "Deanna will also be allowed to accompany him into combat zones", Cook added.
Favre, cornered outside his favorite BBQ restaraunt, Horace's Finger-Likin Good Ribs, was asked whether he thought it would be tough taking enemy machine gun nests. Favre replied "What the hell'r you talkin' 'bout? Unless I can reach 'em by throwin' a grenade with my cannon of an arm, I'll leave that to my backup. And, by the way, I won't be teaching him how to take those things, 'cause that ain't my job." Favre also stated that he expects to be made general within 4 weeks of his joining, and may retire before his enlistment is up, even if he's in the middle of a firefight at the time. "I want a full retirement package, no matter how long I've served, plus incentives if I get any Purple Hearts, plus, if I change my mind eight or nine times, I wanna come back at full pay and rank".
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I wish.
Roberts#1: WJHC…
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So does the rest of the sports world, I'm sure Roberts#1.
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