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Overheard in a Random Suburban Cubicle

  • 08:52 AM ET  08.11
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Scene: A suburban, florescent lit office outside of Chicago, Friday Morning

Kari (on phone): Yeah, can I speak to Jerry Angelo, please?

(drums fingers on desk)

Yeah, I know he's at training camp. It's important.

(drums fingers on desk)

Fine.
(hangs up phone)

(picks up phone, dials numbers)

Kari (on phone): Well, hello, darlin'. My name is Annabelle Mae, and I work for Harpo Productions. You know...Oprah's people? Why, aren't you sweet? She is the nicest person. Well, ma'am, Ms. Oprah would like to speak with your Mr. Angelo. I understand it may take a moment to connect him. Oh, you'll connect him right away? Why, bless your heart, darlin'. You have a wonderful day now, ya hear?

(Jerry Angelo picks up phone)

Kari (on phone): Yo, Jerry. We've gotta talk about this quarterback situation. Off of the top of my head...oh, sorry. It's Kari. Anyway, off of the top of my head, there are at least three QB's out there for the taking that could improve the team. Pennington, Sims, and Leftwich.

How did I get this number? Nevermind that. Let's get back to the QB situation.

Pennington got shafted, and you know it. He's not that bad.

Well he's not as bad as Rex.

Yeah, Sims was out due to injury, but that won't happen again. Human body's only got one spleen.

Jerry? You still there?

Kari (to self): SOB hung up on me. Bless his little heart.

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