College Football Predictions Teaser | Home of the Halfass Heisman

I have been working on the unthinkable, the unprecedented. I am going to predict every single game of every single team of every single conference in the next nine days. I have already finished the ACC and will post them all together when I am finished. You're probably thinking, well it can't be that bad, you have nine days. Not so fast...there are 119 teams and I have 9 days. That's over 13 teams per day. Each team has 12 games. And although it may not seem so, I have a life and a schedule. I have three yards to take care of, I have friends coming over Saturday, going to grandparents for lunch on Sunday, high school football jamboree on Friday, family friends on Friday, workout on Friday and Monday, and who knows what else will come up. Therefore, to accomplish my goal, I must work into the wee hours of the morning, but it will be worth it. Collegefootballnews.com predicts everyone's schedule but they take the whole summer and they still haven't finished with the predictions. I'm not just looking at USC at Virginia and chalking up a W for USC. No, I'm looking up both teams, their strengths and weaknesses, how good they are at home and on the road, and everything else. Why am I doing this? For me because I'm bored and for you, the college football fan. You need something to look forward to because if you're like me, this offseason is absolutely grueling, I can't take it much longer...but this should get me through and I'm hoping it helps you out too. So if I seem a little grumpy, it's not a girl problem or a problem at home. It's college football nagging my brain again. So be ready, prepare yourself for this groundbreaking event. Study up on the great game and be ready to agree, disagree, love, hate, and argue with my predictions. There's something in this blog for everyone, because your team is in it if you like an FBS team. So tell your friends, your family, your neighbor, the poor man on the street, and the drunk guy you met at the bar that this is real and it is coming. Will you be ready?