Fellow FanNation scrapper Yankeeslifer presented a challenge today.
It was like Christmas in September.
An ardent Bills supporter coming up with a bet on Sunday's soon-to-be-massacre and filet of his team. And he's calling out Steeler Nation. His Bills will be 9.5 point dogs at kickoff!
Like the blackjack dealer tells Clark W. Griswold Jr. in Las Vegas, "Why don't you just give me your money, I'll kick ya in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?"
The specifics are posted on his blog, and I have exchanged one idea with him, but I'd rather not disclose it for the sake of surprise. And don't start peering around here with cameras either. Those are illegal, remember?
Anywho...I'd like some ideas for names to put after Yankeeslifer's name. We'll remove that asterisk (it's been there long enough. It's time to start coming up with new ways to express our displeasure with the perceived ogres of the sports world), and create a phrase either Yankees or Bills related that would provide at least a few comments each time his name comes up.
As I tried to write before, but the Censorship Stars were out again...my first thought was "Yankeeslifer_has Levy's Old Man p.u.b.e.s." but I reconsidered, thinking that was a bit too graphic, even for an immature little dweeb like myself.
The one I sent him I'll keep secret for now, but any suggestions, please feel free to comment here, or just email me.
Oh, right, I suppose I should tell you to just email him if you, for some strange reason, actually think Pittsburgh will lose this game. Come up with a good name for me. Just for fun. Or my humiliation, there's that too.
Daniella Sarahyba
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Don't be afraid to bring up any Steelers names for Steelercooz as well!
Lifer: Metallica…
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yankeeslifer*_is great for supporting the yankees.
hookem431*BS
Richardson, TX
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Mine has to be anti-Bills, and Steelercooz's has to be anti-Steelers.
Lifer: Metallica…
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Yeah, if that was the result, probably wouldn't be betting...
"Yankeeslifer_ringless since 2000"?
Steelercooz
St. Paul, MN
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I was only kidding but Steeler, that goes too far, lol
hookem431*BS
Richardson, TX
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That one is good Cooz. lol
ravensfan* won't be…
D Cab For Pres!, MD
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he he he...I kinda liked that one!
Steelercooz
St. Paul, MN
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Damn cooz. Ugh..lol
Coletrain
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Cooz, you're a Twins fan right?
Coletrain
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Yeah. Why? What did they do now?
Steelercooz
St. Paul, MN
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Steelercooz_Fan of Steely McBeam
Doesn't get worse than that.
Lifer: Metallica…
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That's classic...that really is! In fact, if me having to take The Sinner's name into mine hinged on a game against just about any other team in the league, I'd be worried!
Steelercooz
St. Paul, MN
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LOL. I like that last one.
DJTG_2010
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Steelercooz_Steely Supporter perhaps? Sounds more like a weird form of a jock strap.
Steelercooz
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Steelercooz_Immaculate Chokejob
(only in case of come from behind loss).
Lifer: Metallica…
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Steelercooz_Three Rivers Vagabonds
Yeah!
Lifer: Metallica…
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Steelercooz_Steely Supporter
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like that one.
Coletrain
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Immaculate Chokejob...that sounds a little porn-ish.
Steelercooz
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Well, you did say you wanted to step it up from G.
Lifer: Metallica…
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And Steely Supporter doesn't cooz? lol
Coletrain
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