Now I'm not kidding. Feel free to give me suggestions as to what I should order at the Ivy. Thanks to Barry Bonds and fantastic late inning pitching, my meal is on Alyssa Milano. Giggity goo!
I started looking at the menu after Bonds put one into orbit in the first inning to give the Giants a 4-0 lead. Those LA fans who were all set to arrive in the third inning probably turned around and drove home to watch the sunset (instead of a great game between two NL West rivals). I lost my appetite, though, after Noah Lowry wobbled through 4 innings and allowed the Dodgers to tie the game at 4 runs apiece.
Alyssa must have been licking her chops.
And Randy Wolf's curveball just got filthier by the second and Grady Little couldn't pull him soon enough! The thought of an ex-Philly and his Tommy-John-surgically-repaired-arm depriving me of the wine list was enough to make me almost silently weep. No clinking glasses, no declaring that I am the boss.
Thankfully, Lowry found his curve, the setup men kept the Dodger faithful silent and Armando (yes, Armando) sat the Dodgers down in order for a perfect ninth. I couldn't help but think about dessert and getting through the paparazzi who will undoubtedly be waiting for Alyssa and me as we depart our evening supper on a lazy summer evening.
Jeeze, that means I'll need a slick outfit so I'll look great when we're splashed all over the pages of OK! and US WEEKLY!
Once Milano gets a load of these posts, though, I'll probably have to contend with a restraining order instead of selcting culinary delights and high fashion. Before her legal team tries to thwart our Hollywood hof brau, this Giants fan is going to sit back and savor what the team has served for 7 consecutive games: wins.
Jessica Trainham
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Any response from Alyssa, have you managed to creep her out yet?
Jared
Unionville, CT
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She responded to me once before and that's what opened the floodgates. I'm guessing I've already passed the Creep Out off ramp and I'm making my way to the Totally Pissed Off Highway.
Keith Larson
Los Gatos, CA
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Nice, best of luck with that :)
Jared
Unionville, CT
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Man I wish she would email me, because I just really liked Kiss of the Vampire or whatever that movie was called....?? Man was that photo-shoot scene hot.
Samji Sweet
Jacksonville , FL
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