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The Fiver: "Other News" College Football Headlines

8 months ago :: 786 Views

We all know there have been a number of big stories in division I-A football this year. What you might not know is that, much like Kentucky wide-out, a number of stories have slipped through the coverage cracks. Luckily, the Fiver is here to bring you up to speed.

5. South Bend Kroger Reporting Sales of "Lucky Charms" Ceral have Reached All Time Low

4. Ann Arbor Rope Shortage Ending Sooner than Expected: Louisville Still on Twine Restrictions

3. West Virginia Porches Reporting Record Couch Surplus

2. USC: Victim of Nasty Booty or a Dirty Sanchez?

1. Ohio State Cruising Towards Title Game, 12-1 Record

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Tags: Five, List, Football, College, Ohio State, Michigan, Notre Dame, West Virginia, USC, Louisville, Booty, Sanchez, NCAA, Ten Spot, Lucky Charms, Kentucky

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Bonus Item - The University of Southern Florida: Running of the Bull-S***

Mark G | 10/20/07, 12:18 AM

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Nice.

Cassidy's House@HaterNation | 10/22/07, 11:36 AM

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i love the usc line...

thehemogoblin | 11/07/07, 12:46 AM

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Mark G

A founding member of southern rock/country fusion pioneer band Steeley Dan ("The Dan"), Mark G became trapped in time when he overdosed on mescalin during a performance of The Dan's seminal hit "Reelin' in the Years". Irony aside, he emerged from his alternative dimensional time coma in August of 2007. He has abandoned the guitar in favor of giving money to the poor, helping old ladies across the street, saving puppies, and being a generally great guy that his son can look up to. Of course, given the time shift thing, his son is actually a little older than him.