10) He wants to be the first baseball player to own a stadium and play in front of 400 of his closest friends in Miami. He's also concerned about "winning."
9) He wants to walk around downtown Detroit with his family.
8) He wants to fit in with his teammates more and who chokes more than the Mets?
7) He knows that in LA, he can walk around with strippers and nobody has a problem with that.
6) He didn't want to risk having Mariano Rivera around to "ruin" things for him.
5) He wants his "good friend" Derek Jeter to start winning championships again.
4) He felt sorry for Joe Torre who once batted him eigth.
3) Marijuana is legal in California (also in the Reid household) and helps his fragile "psyche"
2) In California, the fans show up in the 3rd inning and leave by the 7th which allows them not to see A-Rod strike out during a meaningful plate appearance.
1) Chuck Norris told him to.
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Funny.
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Numbers 3 and 7 are the best in my mind.
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c'mon any joke that ends in Chuck Norris said so is the best.
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