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Devin Hester: New Ways To Use Him

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Hester No...not on the football field. In your vocabulary. Devin Hester - he's breaking records, he's going all the way, he's off the charts, he's a scoring machine. So, it's time we started using his name as a noun. You know: "Hester!"...as in "Score!" You walk into Jake's Pub on a Friday around 11 with some friends, and the pool table is impossibly open. "Hester!" Or, verb: "I hestered some seats for The National at the Vic!" (When your name can be used for a verb, there's no need for capitalization, by the way.) After you use it this way for awhile, it'll start making sense in more situations than you ever thought. "Your hair is way hester tonight, darling." "We got the Slifkin account - the meeting was a complete hester." What are you gonna say when you open that bonus check at Christmas time? Okay maybe it doesn't work for everything, but... You should totally try it - it's about the only truly fun thing I've found about this year's Bears. Just this morning, I opened the sports page and saw that Kerry Wood signed for next year, and it looks like he might be the closer. Hester, dude.

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