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Here is the new movie set to come out in no time soon...

 

Only I have your actors.....

 

Andy Pettite & Roger Clemens

Roger & Andy

*played by*

The characters of Brokeback Mountain

 

NEXT!

Raffy Palmeiro

*played by*

Adolf ****

 

NEXT!

Jose Canseco

*played by*

The Indcredible Hulk

 

NEXT!

Young Barry Bonds

*played by*

a pool cue

 

NEXT!

Current Barry

 

*played by...*

you guessed it....

 

Mr. Met!

 

Sorry.... i had to do it...

If you had any better ideas.. tell me below

 
December 13, 2007  09:52 PM ET

they bleep out ****?

How about for Mo Vaughn, a life-sized pillsbury doughboy? George Mitchell-The Grinch

December 13, 2007  09:52 PM ET

h-i-t-l-e-r

December 13, 2007  09:55 PM ET

wow.. hit-ler is bleeped!

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December 13, 2007  09:58 PM ET

wow **** or hitlerr is bleeped! wat has the world come to where you cant say a guys name!

December 13, 2007  09:59 PM ET

so, who's playing Brian Roberts, Jay Gibbons, Jerry Hairston Jr., and Miguel Tejada?

December 13, 2007  10:00 PM ET

AS far as clemens goes, and any other pitcher in my opinon, the point could be raised that hey were only keeping up with the juiced hitters and tried to level the playing field through roids. it is a valid point.

December 13, 2007  10:02 PM ET

pitchers juice more than hitters.

so, guthrie, who's playing the O's who are on the list?

December 13, 2007  10:04 PM ET

Jeevs.. its no excuse..

Pitchers like Clemens should have the sense to make the right choice and stoop down to their level.....

You can also make a case for the hitters.. that they were trying to stay with the pitchers...

Chicken and the egg deal here..

December 13, 2007  10:05 PM ET

ummm....

ummm...

I would have bashed Miguel but i didnt have a good one and i forgot...

Jay Gibbons doesnt realy have a thing that you can poke fun at..

I wouldnt make fun of my boy B-Rob


And Jerry Who?.... jk... same deal as Gibbons

December 13, 2007  10:13 PM ET

miguel tejada played by tattoo from fantasy island...da needle boss da needle

December 13, 2007  10:14 PM ET

oh okay so it's cool to make fun of another team's players when they're caught juicing but you don't make fun of your own's? okay i get it. homerism. awesome.

anyway, i've said it before: i'm so glad/not surprised Clemens is on there. i'm disappointed Pettitte is on there (one of my favorites, we share a birthday), same goes for Roberts.

December 13, 2007  10:15 PM ET

What amazes me is that half the people on the list suck.

December 13, 2007  10:16 PM ET

i know where Scott Schoenweis lives. creepy, eh?

December 13, 2007  10:23 PM ET

thejetstolehome... what is your problem with me?

A real fan doesnt make fun of their own players... Of course you would know NOTHING about being a real fan.

Why would i go and bash B-Rob? He is on my favorite team and one of my favorite players...

Of course its ok to bash another teams players. Everyone does it. Thats the point.

And dont tell me i havent bashed Tejada... look at my last blog.. read it carefully... You think i like Miguel?

December 13, 2007  10:39 PM ET

a real fan knows when to praise his or her team's players and when to get down on them. when one of your team's best players is named on a report like this, it's time to get down on them.

how do i know nothing about being a "real" fan? what is a "real" fan? that is such a subjective designation it's not even funny.

December 13, 2007  10:47 PM ET

Ok...
If the first paragraph is true,, then say if a member of your family is like smokin pot....
Do you make fun of them and disown them?
No, you continue to do what you have been doing....


I expected this from a whiney yankee fan

December 13, 2007  10:52 PM ET

using pot isn't cheating at what my family member does.

how am i whining? i'm saying you should treat players equally here. i'm pissed Pettitte is on the list and i'm really disapointed--if you noticed, i also said i'm disappointed that your boy is on there. i liked Roberts a lot.

December 13, 2007  10:52 PM ET

just trying to bring a little objectivity to the matter, that's all.

 
December 13, 2007  10:53 PM ET

and, kudos on the Raffy/Adolf picture--it's actually a pretty close match. ironic.

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