What Women Want in a Man
What women want in a man at age 22:1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What women want in a man at age 32:
1. Nice looking (preferably with hair)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What women want in a man at age 42:
1. Not too ugly (bald head is fine)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends
What women want in a man at age 52:
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What women want in a man at age 62:
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What women want in a man at age 72:
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
Anne V
Ana Beatriz Barros
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pretty sure that 72:2 is one that all women want... it's a prerequisite...
thehemogoblin: back…
The University Of, OR
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hahaha. Awesome blog.
Bigdleech
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Very good, funny blog.
MyLife=Sports
City, WI
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Cute, you come up with some good ones, Hllywd.
You couldnt do a "What a Man wants in a Woman at age 22, 32,42.52 62"
because there would only be one item on each list..;)
Tracy00214-Is back!
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Only one, Tracy? You have much to learn, LOL. Good blog.
BenThere_DoneThat
Valdosta , GA
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wait a minute, there seems to be one element missing - MONEY HONEY!
200motels
New York , NY
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That was classic. It took me a little longer to read than expected, because I was laughing so hard.
True Patriot
Johnstown , CO
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The one word covers it all, Been there.
Tracy00214-Is back!
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Very funny blog.
Denis24
Fort Wayne, IN
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Hllywd:Cute.
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