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NMI Meet the Members...Volume XXI

 

Hell yes, we're back again.  You have a problem with that?  Well, it's Friday and I could not possibly care less.  So prepare yourself for yet another episode of NMI's fabulous member-meeting extravaganza.  No, not that kind of member.  Jerk.

Anyhoo, for previous interviews, please follow these links:

rstowe, porkins, NCshvDavidGoodellT-fo, Duquesne, Jimmer, Hiya, BSchwartz, The Ram, Ghosthunter, Bigalke, 0x, Danbash, Hemo, NickB, Mac.  Super Squirrel, dyhard, G.O.A.T.

Today we will be taking an in-depth look at the life of Lifer. 

What made you want to join NMI?

NMI Meet the Members...Volume XX

Big #20.  That's a ROUND NUMBER.  Almost as good as LOUD NOISES.

By now, you all know what we're doing here.  For previous interviews, please follow these links:

rstowe, porkins, NCshvDavidGoodellT-fo, Duquesne, Jimmer, Hiya, BSchwartz, The Ram, Ghosthunter, Bigalke, 0x, Danbash, Hemo, NickB, Mac.  Super Squirrel, dyhard

 

Today's interview will thrill and horrify you.  Seriously.  But you read it at your own risk.  It's time to meet...G.O.A.T. 

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Clarification

There seems to be a lot of confusion over control of the natural world.  Well let me clear things up for you.

BRETT FAVRE'S EGO

is responsible for the tides, the earth's revolution, the moon's revolution around the earth, darkness, the sun, and the atmosphere.

MANNY RAMIREZ'S EGO

is responsbile for tectonic and seismic acitivity like earthquakes, volcanoes, fat guys falling down, and geysers.

CHAD JOHNSON'S EGO

is responsible for the actions of plant and animal life, agriculture, the conversion of carbon dioxide to oxygen, the conversion of oxygen to carbon dioxide, and gold teeth.

And BARRY BONDS' EGO

NMI Meet the Members...Volume XV

We have reached the 15th installment if NMI's Meet the Members.  Which means...

...

Nothing.

(Previous Interviews:  rstowe, porkins, NCshvDavidGoodellT-fo, Duquesne, Jimmer, Hiya, BSchwartz, The Ram, Ghosthunter, Bigalke, 0x, and Danbash.)

No doubt you are all waiting with bated breath for this, the next chapter in our saga.  Well, sorry to disappoint you, but it's only Hemo.

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NMI Meet the Members...Volume XIII

In NMI's continuing Meet the Members saga, you have been introduced to twelve users of (mostly) sound mind who have helped ease your terrible boredom by filling you in on the fascinating journeys that are their lives.  Those interviews can be re-read again and again for sheer enjoyment using these links: 

rstowe, porkins, NCshvDavidGoodellT-fo, Duquesne, Jimmer, Hiya, BSchwartz, The Ram, Ghosthunter, and Bigalke

But for now, let's move onto something new.  Lucky number 13 belongs to our golden gopher... 0x!

What made you want to join NMI?