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A Typical Manning Family Dinner
Eli: Will these NBA playoffs ever end so ESPN can start covering our training camps?
Peyton: Well, it will be boring this preseason because so many people are skipping, Urlacher and Benson to name a couple.
Archie: I just thought of a way to make money. Have worthless competitions before the season that do not count in order to draw in fans to make more money.
Peyton: Dad, they already have those. They are called preseason games.
Cooper: I miss playing football. You think I will ever do it again?
Olivia: The heck if you will. My boy is not getting hurt or getting a disease again. Just live your dream life throughout your brothers.
Peyton: I can't believe we lost to the Chargers this year. They suck, we just were out of sync.
Eli: Maybe you should wear a golden thong.
Peyton: Really? Ya think so?
Eli: I know so. It works. All the pros are doing it.
Archie: Boys, I can tell you what I did whenever I was in a slump.
Cooper: Dad, you were in a slump your entire career. I don't think your advice will help.
Archie: Cooper! Go to your room. (Cooper leaves)
(Peyton and Eli eat in silence as they finish their dinner)