FanNation - The Republic of Sport

Congratulations.

i say this group is dead

Woo! J.A. Adande!

I am wet.

did anybody hear about the patriots 19-0 gear that went to kids in nicaragua

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Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaardsox

why is there a pic of ja adande and why is chuck norris left off the poll

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaardsox

i feel like in im the lounge! Wheres kendra?!

There are bears at the zoo Stephen. Those godless killing machines!

Please take the Adande pic off. So bad...

I can't remember the last time I came in this group. Chrono, how's the yeabooks?

That happens to me all the time.

I peed my pants at the zoo.

I just decided to put up JA for no real reason.

Welcome to the J.A. Adende lounge, where Count Chocula is driking Willy Wonka's chocolate blood and Gahndi debates life with Kramer.

Is it JA Adande?

Who is our group icon?

I felt bad for even considering Cosmo Kramer, so I overcompensated by voting for George Washington Carver.

I think Magellan was the first guy to sail around the world.

And that is Ferdinand Maegeelan. Could you tell me who he was chrono?

Oh well, I'll just vote for the coolest name.

Do I have to make a guide? I don't wanna... Just look it up on Wikipedia...

No, GOAT, it's who would give the eulogy at YOUR funeral. Not theirs.

Can you get a guide up?

THANK YOU CHRONO!!!!

I would want to give the Grim Reaper's eulogy. "He was also so 'obsessed' with death..."

Either one.

Johny Depp Willy Wonka, or Gene Wilder Willy Wonka?

Amen, Downey.

the best group ever is becoming the most boring group ever.

Willie Mays would appear in my ad campaign.

http://www.fannation.com/throwdowns/show/52481

This group is starting to blow again.

Join biggest group on fannation.

I AM BORED WITH THIS GROUP CHRONO. PLEASE PUT SOMETHING UP FOR MORE DISCUSSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Long time, no see.

Hi Adam.

How's everyone doing?

Echo...Echo...Echo

I agree.

C'mon it's been almost 3 weeks since the current one was first made.

New fantasy group for hardcore players. good for advice and tips, and tournaments. Sen dme an ap. Easy to get in.

URL: http://www.fannation.com/groups/show/13865

When the time comes...

I say we need a new poll to get 'em back.

they *** p e e

Man vs. Wild is sick, have you seen the one were he has to drink his own ****

Man vs. Wild

Or so you would think...

No one is active anymore

Ok, i gotta try it out.

Yes, but when combined with Mr. Pibb, it's CRAZY DELICIOUS!!!

omg red vines suck!

Mr. Pibb + Red Vines = CRAZY DELICIOUS!!!

It's gotta be Samberg. SNACK ATTACK MOTHER F*CKER!

Gandalf! Hell, I'd make him my running mate!

I'm taking the Say Hey Kid to support me in my election.

And Bear eats disgusting stuff.

Bear Grylls is in Man Vs. Wild on the Discovery Channel, in which he teaches survival skills in different places.

GANDOLF

who is bear grylls?

Bear Grylls is the picture.

Am I the only one who has no idea who that is in the icon picture?

Picture = awesome.

Google Maps is the best.

TRUE DAT, DOUBLE TRUE!!!

PAT SAJAK!!

Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious. You know who has my vote.

BEAR GRYLLS. YESSSSSSS.

GUIDE TO POLL:

Pat Sajak: Host of Wheel of Fortune.

Anakin Skywalker: At first a Jedi prodigy, he later crosses to the Dark Side and becomes Darth Vader.

Andy Samberg: Comedic actor of SNL fame. Also the star of Hot Rod.

Fat Tony: Springfield's Mafia leader in The Simpsons. Has several henchmen, and knows how to get his way.

Willie Mays: The "Say Hey Kid." Third on the all-time list for homeruns. Considered one of the best five-tool players of all time. Godfather of Barry Bonds.

Gandalf the White: The "reborn" version of Gandalf the Gray. Wields a white staff and possesses great wizarding power.

O.J. Simpson: Famous running back. Believed by many to be a murderer, though he was ruled innocent in his trial due to a glove not fitting his hand.

Harry Potter: "The Boy Who Lived." Famous teen wizard from Harry Potter books and movies.

Dick Cheney: Current Vice President of George W. Bush.

Frodo Baggins: Hobbit who destroys the One Ring once and for all in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Pole/poll.

I love that video...

I probably need to make a guide for this pole.

Exactly.

Chronic-WHAT-cles of Narnia.

Andy Samberg. He likes sandwiches.

I chose Frodo.

People would trust that guy.

Yoda is the best...

I'll get to it eventually.

No.

We need a new poll. Can I be a moderator?

I might resurrect this group eventually...

Eventually...

What's up? How much did I miss?

LOL...most of the close knit friends here (us) are in that...so, anyway...I say this group is dead...if Chrono wants he can bring his awesome polls to the Atroo Grou?

Great.

I'm in that.

Atroo Grou is Chatroom Group.

The image for that group gets cut off on both sides, so it looks like "At Roo Grou."

What's Atroo Grou...?

yeah, this is definitely more structured than Atroo Grou...>_>

No, this one is more structured.

So this is basically the same group as Atroo Grou...

Eventually...

Eventually...

Eventually...

I know. I'm going to work on things a bit...

The Best. Group. Ever. is becoming the Most. Boring. Group. Ever. We need to spice it up and do some cool stuff, starting with our logo.

If Yoda was rapping and he said the phrase "Ima gonna bust a cap up yo ****" it would be "bust a cap up yo **** Ima gonna"

Doesn't make that much sense to me.

Lol, Dan TM.

oral hersheiser is a d-o-u-c-h-e, just like 90% of ESPN's "experts." he, like everyone else on ESPN, makes the yankees-red sox rivalry 10x more than it should be.

Hey everyone, every Tuesday I am going to post a new rant on my blog, so tune in. And use proper grammar.

Stephen Hawking. The robotic voice box rap is better than Yoda's backwards rap.

Just picture a robotic voice saying this:

Up in your face
Like outer space
I'ma make you turn cold
My killa rhymes
Send you back in time
Kick you in a wormhole.

Word.

haha, whatever.

G.O.A.T. it's the slow talkng rap. I can't describe it, but that's what it is.

Stanley Hudson is slow-talking! How would he be able to rap?
G.O.A.T. 07/25/07
Join this group if you think Roberto Clemente's number should be retired in baseball.

http://www.fannation.com/groups/show/10144
eaglemaniac814 07/24/07
I care...Yoda would...
Big Ben68 07/24/07
I'm going with my man Stanley. He's got the raw skillz.
DJTG_2010 07/24/07
GUIDE TO POLL:

Yoda: Green Jedi master. Very strong power over the Force. Short.

Joe Morgan: Incompetent baseball commentator/analyst for ESPN. Former member of the Big Red Machine.

Elrond: Powerful elf in Lord of the Rings trilogy. Portrayed by Hugo Weaving.

Bob Saget: Formerly Danny Tanner on Full House. Has hosted several shows, including America's Funniest Home Videos and 1 Versus 100.

Lord Voldemort: Villain in Harry Potter series. Tries to kill Harry on several occasions.

Condoleezza Rice: Secretary of State of the United States.

Stanley Hudson: Boring, slow-speaking worker in The Office.

Stephen Hawking: Physicist. Speaks using a computer due to ALS. Theorizes about black holes.

Comic Book Guy: Owner of Android Dungeon comic book and collectibles store in The Simpsons. Often speaks with pauses, like our group name.

Orel Hersheiser: Former pitcher and current baseball analyst for ESPN. Once had a streak of 59 innings without allowing a run.
chrono8008 07/24/07
Best rapper?

Who cares, its rap?

But if anybody was to be able to do it, Yoda.
Mac: Damage Inc. 07/24/07
Guide coming soon.
chrono8008 07/24/07
There you go.
chrono8008 07/24/07

Stanley Hudson is slow-talking! How would he be able to rap?

Join this group if you think Roberto Clemente's number should be retired in baseball.

http://www.fannation.com/groups/show/10144

I care...Yoda would...

I'm going with my man Stanley. He's got the raw skillz.

GUIDE TO POLL:

Yoda: Green Jedi master. Very strong power over the Force. Short.

Joe Morgan: Incompetent baseball commentator/analyst for ESPN. Former member of the Big Red Machine.

Elrond: Powerful elf in Lord of the Rings trilogy. Portrayed by Hugo Weaving.

Bob Saget: Formerly Danny Tanner on Full House. Has hosted several shows, including America's Funniest Home Videos and 1 Versus 100.

Lord Voldemort: Villain in Harry Potter series. Tries to kill Harry on several occasions.

Condoleezza Rice: Secretary of State of the United States.

Stanley Hudson: Boring, slow-speaking worker in The Office.

Stephen Hawking: Physicist. Speaks using a computer due to ALS. Theorizes about black holes.

Comic Book Guy: Owner of Android Dungeon comic book and collectibles store in The Simpsons. Often speaks with pauses, like our group name.

Orel Hersheiser: Former pitcher and current baseball analyst for ESPN. Once had a streak of 59 innings without allowing a run.

Best rapper?

Who cares, its rap?

But if anybody was to be able to do it, Yoda.

Guide coming soon.

There you go.

Still no poll? C'mon Chrono.

Ervin Santana almost got traded. I almost had a heart attack. I really do hope the Yankees get him. PLEASE ERVIN!!!! Come to NY.
Coletrain 07/24/07
Good, I'm BORED. Also, can you make a guide?
Eagles Fan in St. Louis 07/24/07
New poll coming soonish...
chrono8008 07/24/07
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Witness0607 07/24/07
i know none of you probably want to, but can some od u be my friend???
Witness0607 07/24/07
We need a new poll, this one's been up for like a week I think.
Eagles Fan in St. Louis 07/24/07
Why does the maid get the middle square? What did SHE ever do that's so important??
Cardsox 07/24/07
How is Bob Saget tied with Jack Sparrow? What the Hell???????
DJTG_2010 07/23/07
NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!
chrono8008 07/22/07
We need a new group icon...the current one sucks...
Big Ben68 07/22/07
Holy crap, it is. It's almost goes outside the box. This will haunt my dreams.
Coletrain 07/22/07
Me, too. Greg's head is far too large.
chrono8008 07/22/07
That icon scares the hell outta me.
Coletrain 07/22/07
G.O.A.T. 07/24/07

Ervin Santana almost got traded. I almost had a heart attack. I really do hope the Yankees get him. PLEASE ERVIN!!!! Come to NY.

Good, I'm BORED. Also, can you make a guide?

New poll coming soonish...

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i know none of you probably want to, but can some od u be my friend???

We need a new poll, this one's been up for like a week I think.

Why does the maid get the middle square? What did SHE ever do that's so important??
Cardsox 07/24/07
How is Bob Saget tied with Jack Sparrow? What the Hell???????
DJTG_2010 07/23/07
NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!
chrono8008 07/22/07
We need a new group icon...the current one sucks...
Big Ben68 07/22/07
Holy crap, it is. It's almost goes outside the box. This will haunt my dreams.
Coletrain 07/22/07
Me, too. Greg's head is far too large.
chrono8008 07/22/07
That icon scares the hell outta me.
Coletrain 07/22/07

Why does the maid get the middle square? What did SHE ever do that's so important??

How is Bob Saget tied with Jack Sparrow? What the Hell???????

NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!

We need a new group icon...the current one sucks...

Holy crap, it is. It's almost goes outside the box. This will haunt my dreams.

Me, too. Greg's head is far too large.

That icon scares the hell outta me.

I'm just saying it should have been situated better.

Read my blog:
http://www.fannation.com/blogs/post/45650

Yeah, Saget's the life of the party.

Why would we throw Bob Saget out of a club?

Yes, Pollo, I'm asking who you hate the most. I just put it in a situation. I'm sorry if this poll bothers you.

NO NO NO Groundskeeper Willy is the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

They should have made the topic of this poll "If you owned a club, and one of these people were inside, who would you throw out?" Instead of tasking us to choose who to fire the person, and not to use possible job performance as a basis for the decision. That way it would make sense to throw out a person you don't like. Then we could choose between Jack Sparrow, Pacman Jones, and Bob Saget.

Who voted for Thomas the Tank Engine? He is the man!

Ebenezer, you've persuaded me to change my vote. I originally voted against Pence, but after reading SI, he is pretty skilled.

Too true, Ebenezer!!!

I swear you'd all make the worst employers ever! You don't hire and fire a person based on the fact if you like them or hate them. You make that decision based on what they can do for you company. A person who lies, cheats, steals, and kills should be the one fired. Regardless if you love the character. Jack Sparrow is a character of a pirate who lies, cheats, steals, and is pretty much untrustworthy. How many times did he sell out his shipmates, or "friends" in order to save himself. In all seriousness, if you had to lay off one of these employees. There is only one, and it's no contest.
I understand that it says "with no relation to productivity or qualifications", but Jack Sparrow's downfalls don't fit into those categories. They fall under character. As an employer you need a person who is reliable, and trustworthy. He's neither. Instead of making you money, he's liable to embezzle it from the company.

In 1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry said, "They'll put a man on the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours after Apollo 11 landed on the moon carrying Neil Armstrong, Gaylord Perry hit his first home run.

What is wrong with Bill Nye the Science Guy? He's the man!

Bob saget annoys the crap out of me too.

Bob Saget annoys the crap out of me.

"I'm gonna beat you with a crowbar...until you go away."

who voted against James Earl Jones! if you tired to fire him he'd just say something and his voice would destroy you!

Well Tina Fey is more attractive than Amy Poehler...sorry random. Had to put that in there for chrono.

Who's the **** that voted for James Earl Jones? The guy is awesome.

I would get rid of Sparrow. He might loot and everything. I don't like him.

Well I think she is attractive. I don't know why. She just is.

Here's the guide again.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Original captain of the pirate ship, the Black Pearl. Gets killed by the Kraken and brought back to life from Davy Jones' Locker. Very strange character.

Mark Cuban: Billionaire. Die-hard owner of Dallas Mavericks. Potential owner of the Chicago Cubs.

Stan Verrett: SportsCenter anchor.

Bill Nye the Science Guy: Host of eponymous (eponymous - adj. 1. With or having the same name.) TV show about science.

James Earl Jones: Actor. Had parts in Star Wars as Darth Vader's voice and Field of Dreams ("People will come, Ray.)

Hunter Pence: Rookie centerfielder for the Houston Astros. NL Rookie of the Year candidate.

Groundskeeper Willie: Scottish groundskeeper at Springfield Elementary in The Simpsons.

Bob Saget: Actor and TV host. Played Danny Tanner in Full House and has hosted America's Funniest Home Videos and 1 Vs. 100.

David Blaine: Magician and illusionist. Also attempts endurance stunts, often leaving himself in poor health. Failed in his attempt to hold his breath for world-record 9 minutes. Parodied on YouTube for his Street Magic shows.

Amy Poehler: Actress and cast member of Saturday Night Live. Appeared in Blades of Glory, as well as other movies. Anchor on Weekend Update.

Thomas the Tank Engine: Talking train engine for children. Pretty cool guy.

Posh Spice: Former member of the Spice Girls pop group. The wife of David Beckham. Also known as Victoria Beckham.

Amy Poehler? Attractive? She disgusts me!!

Houw could I fire Bob Saget? Tourettes Guy made him immortal.

I just had to fire Pence. I mean, Sparrow's a cool guy, Cuban's got money, Verrett's got sports. Bill Nye is the bomb. James Earl Jones is, well, James Earl Jones. Pence needs to prove himself. Willie is Scottish. Saget's funny, Blaine is the break room entertainment, Amy Poehler is hilarious and quite attractive. Thomas the Tank Engine is a train. Train = beast. And Posh is just good looking.

I hope you like my reasoning.

I would have to fire David Blaine. He gets tired way too easily. After ever magic trick like levitating, he collapses in exhaustion. No stamina.

Who in God's name voted for Posh Spice?? I'll kick their a-ss right now.

You'd have to fire Jack Sparrow if you were an employer. He's a frickin pirate. He steals things. Sold his soul for a ship and tried to back out of the deal. No way would I let him work for me.

Captain Jack Sparrow: Original captain of the pirate ship, the Black Pearl. Gets killed by the Kraken and brought back to life from Davy Jones' Locker. Very strange character.

Mark Cuban: Billionaire. Die-hard owner of Dallas Mavericks. Potential owner of the Chicago Cubs.

Stan Verrett: SportsCenter anchor.

Bill Nye the Science Guy: Host of eponymous (eponymous - adj. 1. With or having the same name.) TV show about science.

James Earl Jones: Actor. Had parts in Star Wars as Darth Vader's voice and Field of Dreams ("People will come, Ray.)

Hunter Pence: Rookie centerfielder for the Houston Astros. NL Rookie of the Year candidate.

Groundskeeper Willie: Scottish groundskeeper at Springfield Elementary in The Simpsons.

Bob Saget: Actor and TV host. Played Danny Tanner in Full House and has hosted America's Funniest Home Videos and 1 Vs. 100.

David Blaine: Magician and illusionist. Also attempts endurance stunts, often leaving himself in poor health. Failed in his attempt to hold his breath for world-record 9 minutes. Parodied on YouTube for his Street Magic shows.

Amy Poehler: Actress and cast member of Saturday Night Live. Appeared in Blades of Glory, as well as other movies. Anchor on Weekend Update.

Thomas the Tank Engine: Talking train engine for children. Pretty cool guy.

Posh Spice: Former member of the Spice Girls pop group. The wife of David Beckham. Also known as Victoria Beckham.

Guide to Poll comin' up...

My new group. Check it out.

http://www.fannation.com/groups/show/11084

Click on Locker Talk and scroll down. I posted a guide to the poll a few days ago.

i did, i had no idea who he was.

Who voted for Treebeard? He's like 50 feet tall! He wouldn't even have to move. He could stand in the center of the court and dunk every time.

You'd have to cut R2-D2. The machine has no hands! How is it supposed to dribble, pass, or shoot a basketball. All it's gadgets are good for would be to pop the ball.

I'd say Krum is more athletic than Wood. Krum is the seeker, therefore even more athletic than the keeper.

R2-D2 kicks ****. Viktor Krum is a joke!!!

Good point. Still, I've read about some of his athletic saves, so he has some athletic skill.

think about this. there are something like 45000 members of FanNation, but only a couple thousand at the max are active. So i guess thats just the nature of the beast.

Yes I have noticed that, Eagles Fan.

He doesn't have much upside, Adam. I mean, he can fly, yeah, but what about his lack of perimeter game?

I noticed there are really only like 10-15 active members on this group. Anyone else notice that?

Why's everyone hating on R2-D2? The guy's assist to turnover ratio is unbelievable! And he can f*cking fly for Christ's sake! haha

Yeah Wood has skill, but at Quidditch, and Keeper at that. Anything that he did as in guarding the basket that's similar to what he did in Quidditch would be goaltending.

What's with all the haters on R2-D2?

YAAAAAYYY, WE HAVE 69 MEMBERS!!

Got to vote for Boromir. He SELFISHLY wanted to take over. Who likes a ballhog?

Why does Oliver Wood have so many votes? He was on the Puddelmere United reserve team, so he has some skill.

Yes, really!!
Very much so.

REALLY REALLY REEAALLLLY?

REALLY really?

Really?

I didn't like it. I really don't like that kind os stuff.

To anyone who needs to see the guide to the poll, just click on Locker Talk and scroll down.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME COLETRAIN????

LOTR IS THE BEST TRILOGY OF ALL-TIME!!! YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!!!

And I don't remember anything about it. Only saw like 2 minutes of it on TV

I don't like Lord Of The Rings. Seen parts. Didn't like it.

Really, Coletrain?

Did you ever see the Lord of the Rings movies?

R2D2 just doesn't maneuver well - he'd make a great goal-line back with his north-south run skills, but he's just not cut out for basketball.

I know who Yoda is and R2-D2. Thats it.

I voted for Boromir. He's weak in the mind. He allows his personal desires to get in the way of what's right. Like when he tried to steal the Ring. So, I'd cut him.

Yoda: Small, green Jedi Master. After Darth Sidious and Darth Vader take over, he goes off to the Dagobah System, where he hides. He trains Luke Skywalker to be a strong Jedi. Possesses strong control of the Force.

Gimli: Dwarf of Middle-Earth. Wields a large axe and sports a long beard. After an at-first tense relationship, he becomes close friends with Legolas. He assists in winning the Battle of Pelennor Fields, as well as distracting The Eye from seeing Frodo climb Mount Doom.

Oliver Wood: Former Gryffindor Quidditch team captain and keeper. Mentor to Harry Potter in the game of Quidditch. Left Hogwarts after Harry's third year.

Boromir: Favored son of Denethor, the Steward to the Throne of Gondor. Selfishly tries to take the One Ring from Frodo for himself, but fails. Dies in The Fellowship of the Ring while defending Merry and Pippin from Orc archers.

Viktor Krum: Student at wizard school of Durmstrang. Plays for the Bulgarian National Quidditch Team and was a member of the Triwizard Tournament. Took Hermione Granger to the Yule Ball.

R2-D2: Droid from Star Wars. Appears in all six movies. Known for his humorous beeps and clicks. Aids in the fight against the Galactic Empire.

Treebeard: An ent from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. He is a "shepherd pf trees," and he is also known as "Fangorn." He befriends Merry and Pippin, and helps to defeat Saruman.

General Grievous: A cyborg enemy of the Republic. Is entirely robotic except for his eyes and internal organs, which are contained within his metal chest plate. Can fight with four lightsabers simultaneously. Killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi.

All right, I'm working on the guide in case anyone needs it.

R2 could project holograms to confuse the other team. That would come in handy.

Also, he'd be a great leader in the locker room.

Yoda could just use the force to shoot full-court jumpers. Oliver Wood's best strength is guarding the basket, and he would get called for goal tending. Also, Krum's best strength is looking for the snitch so he wouldn't help, you should've included a chaser.

R2D2 has all kinds of stuff inside of him. He could control the Time clock and the scoreboard. He can fly...I could go on.

Gollum was in the last poll. It wouldn't be fair to the other fictional characters if he got to be in two in a row.

About the poll:

1. You should have included Gollum.
2. Anyone who votes for Yoda is ignorant.

Actually, I'm not. I'll put one up in an hour or so.

is the guide coming yet?

I'm working on the guide, guys.

Oh.

He's the group icon.

Isn't there a Kip from Napolean Dynomite?

My grandma's dog's puppy's owner's dead step-brother once knew a manatee named Kip.

Good to know.

My cousin's steer is named Kip...

I. Think. It's. A. Pretty. Good. Icon. Myself.

Perhaps. Even. The. Best. Icon. Ever. ?.

tisc, tisc

You're getting there, GOAT. But even if it's not the "best," you still say that.

Best. Icon. Ever.

Very. Nice. Icon.

No, no, no...

You've got to separate the words.

Best. Icon. Ever.

BEST ICON EVER

I love the new icon for our group!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oh...hmmm...Freddie JonesSHUTUP!!"

Hey, you guys DO remember Freddy? And Zack? And Lawrence on Lead Solo Keyboards?

If you live in the New York area, check out my recently created group:

http://www.fannation.com/groups/show/10464

Please read this throwdown and vote for who argued better. Thanks.

http://fannation.com/throwdowns/show/40057

No, Freddy Jones "stuck it to the man!" He put on a good show just like Jack Black wanted.

Steelercooz, I think you are about 20-24 years old. Am I right?

Freddy Jones had nothing on Zack the guitarist.

I just think those movies are the most fun to think about for these polls. That way, you can imagine someone from a fantasy epic in a normal, everyday situation. It makes things interesting.

That's why I don't include other movie characters, like, say, Freddy Jones from School of Rock (Anyone remember him? No? I didn't expect you to.). It's only fun to think about when you're talking about people like Aragorn and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

No. You are not detecting that.

"U Can do it Otto !!!!"

Remus definitely. And he's smart enough that he could avoid babysitting when he was about to go werewolf.

Ok, only because I've been told this multiple times on this site in the last few days.

How old do people on here think I am? Seriously! Well, as seriously as we are in this group...

He could also turn into a werewolf and bite/kill your child.

I switched my vote to Remus Lupin because he a DEFENSE AGAINST THE DARK ARTS teacher. Who would be better to have?

Yes.

GUIDE TO POLL:

Remus Lupin: Former Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher from Harry Potter's third year. Left after the year, but reappeared as a member of the Order of the Phoenix, a group against Voldemort. He is also a werewolf, and turns into one on full moon nights.

Moe Syszlak: The owner and bartender of Moe's Tavern in the Simpsons. Often tries to commit suicide due to loneliness, but fails humorously. Wishes to take Marge from Homer as his own wife.

Grima Wormtongue: Former dutiful servant to Theoden, but then decides to help Saruman, and does so by polluting Theoden's mind with lies and persuasion, causing Theoden to age prematurely and become inactive as King of Rohan. He is banished when Gandalf forces Saruman's presence out of Theoden in The Two Towers, yet goes to inform Saruman of Rohan's plans. He would later kill Saruman.

Darth Sidious: Also known as Palpatine. He is the Dark Lord of the Sith, and is downright evil. He has the power of Force lightning. He is killed in Episode VI.

Captain Barbossa: The former member of Jack Sparrow's crew in the first Pirates of the Caribbean who staged a mutiny and claimed captaincy of the ship. Killed in the first movie, yet brought back to life in the second and third by Tia Dalma, who is actually the goddess Calypso. At the end of the third movie, he sails off as captain of the Black Pearl.

Gollum: Originally named Smeagol, he strangled his brother to steal the One Ring from him. He became known as "Gollum" for the coughing sound he makes. He lived in a cave for years until Bilbo Baggins came and swiped his "Precious." He acted as a guide for Frodo and Sam, but later turned on them and tried to steal the Ring. At the end of The Return of the King, he bites off Frodo's finger, and regains the ring, but then is pushed into the lava of Mt. Doom.

Otto Mann: The school bus driver for Springfield Elementary. Loves heavy metal and hard rock music, and has a long, black, curly style of hair. Is also known for his rampant use of recreational drugs.

Saruman: Once a good wizard, he betrays Gandalf and begins to amass an incredible army at his fortress, Isengard. He and Sauron, existing only as a fiery eye, plan to rule the world. He is eventually defeated, and killed by Grima Wormtongue.

There, is that better?

Ok, fine. Since you guys are so confused, I'll make a guide.

"to catch a fish, so juicy sweeeeeeet!!!!!!!"

i chose gollum for the fish song

Obviously Moe.

Gollum is like the only one I know plus he would protect them rom other people and say stuff like my precious. He wouldn't give them up. You need Ozzy, and McJagger on their lol, two bad assess.

I voted for Captain Barbossa for two reasons: I don't know who anyone else is and I'm too lazy to look them all up on Wikipedia.

I have no idea who anyone in the poll is. I am lost.

I don't feel like making a guide for this one...

Just look them up on Wikipedia if you have to.

I think Chuck Norris should be on that list

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The biggest issue I had with the new Star Wars movies was the fact they killed off the best character right away. Darth Maul beats the p#ss out of two Jedi (he won every fight they had), and Obi-Wan gets him with the equivilent of a shot to the junk. BS! Then, to replace him, they get some crusty old dude, who probably needed set-breaks just to guarantee he made it to the bathroom on time. This says nothing of the fact the guy was clearly a superior athlete to anyone in that entire series. Why Lucas couldn't have made THAT guy the sith apprentice Anakin had to take out to get to that spot is beyond me.

Man, I'm going to have to vote for King Theoden just so he doesn't get lonely with 0 votes. I mean, in defense of him, he's got an army. Nothing beats the strength of numbers. Not even magic, suspenders, testicular cancer, or the Force.

Obi-Wan got lucky. Besides, Episode I was such a joke, in reality he would have wasted everybody. At the very least, he would womp on any Harry Potter losers.

Darth Maul was already killed by Obi-Wan Kenobi. He must not be that hard to kill.

You do realize that Darth Maul would destory those guys?

Get real. Professor Snape wouldn't even have to touch anyone to kill them all. First, he would make himself invisible and would walk around slowly killing each