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  • August 25, 2008 05:58 PM ET

30 teams will not make the Super Bowl this year

Agrippa (91-53-18) vs EagleHater: Goodbye, FN (84-36-3)
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I predict that all but 2 teams will not make the Super Bowl this year. How do I know this?

I am psychic. No need for one game to be played before I argue my predictions. I know this too be a fact. Mrs. Cleo co-signs me so its cant miss.

Im going to go out on the limb here and say 20 teams will not make the playoffs. I saw this in my dream last night.

Disagree . TD


I disagree TOTALLY.

I think only twenty nine teams will make the Super Bowl. There are two possible explanations for this:

Explanation #1: Rodger Goodell is taken out for a night on the town buy some pals. After a rowdy night at the bar, Goodell goes home with two hookers. He discovers the joy of a threesome. Deciding the Super Bowl would be more fun with three as well, he expands the format so that 3 teams play in the big game at once. So don't be surprised to see Tom Brady intercepting a Peyton Manning pass as he is hit by DeMarcus Ware come February... And thus, you have only 29 teams not playing.

Explanation 2: the Steelers are dropped from the NFL after the NFL front office gets wind of the fact that Cassidy's House, aka Roy, is a fan of the team. Knowing that any team followed by the Unholy Shim of Fannation should not exist, the Steelers voluntarily withdraw from the league upon request. Unable to replace the team so quickly, only 29 teams are excluded from the Big Dance.


We all know the only threesome that would interest Goodell would be with Tom Brady and Bill Belichick while being video taped by Ben Affleck. Let???s see them spin there way out of that.

Jackie Stallone and Mrs Cleo are both prior lovers of mine and with all the brain they gave me has helped my abilities.

I see two teams in the Super bowl.

Both will wear helmets and both will have players on the sideline.

The MVP will be invited to Disney Land

The victor of the said Super bowl will get to meet the President. Who will be the president? THERE IS NO PLACE FOR POLITICS ON FANNATION.


Oh yeah? Well my former lovers include Monica Lewinski and Hillary Clinton.

And I want to be your next President.

Do you see where I'm going with this?


P.S., receiving head from interns is fun.

August 25, 2008  06:02 PM ET

Is Agrippa trying to be sarcastic? Cuz he made a comment about the ridiculosity (is that a word?) of the prediction TDs...

August 25, 2008  06:05 PM ET

Yeah he is gonets. He was also bored and apologizes for the TD that got pushed off due to this lame TD

August 25, 2008  06:08 PM ET

Let's have some fun here Agrippa.

August 25, 2008  06:15 PM ET

Excellent.

August 25, 2008  06:51 PM ET

First Jackie Stallone reference of the day. Surprising.

August 25, 2008  06:54 PM ET

"Explanation 2: the Steelers are dropped from the NFL after the NFL front office gets wind of the fact that Cassidy's House, aka Roy, is a fan of the team. Knowing that any team followed by the Unholy Shim of Fannation should not exist, the Steelers voluntarily withdraw from the league upon request. Unable to replace the team so quickly, only 29 teams are excluded from the Big Dance."
IWANTMYMAMMAHATER 8/25 6:38 PM

Wow, the biggest punk on FanNation is trying for a Daily Double on getting his account deleted AGAIN. Dude, when will you learn this is a no poser zone?

August 25, 2008  07:16 PM ET

Oh come on, at least 100 other players with secret identities would show up to play as the Steelers, and then 40,000 fans with hidden identities would be in the stands. Then one person would vote 400 times to put that entire team in the Hall of Fame.

August 25, 2008  07:20 PM ET

I'm guessing the Cassidy argument is why I am getting my a** handed too me. Why is that profile so hated?

August 25, 2008  07:30 PM ET

"Wow, the biggest punk on FanNation is trying for a Daily Double on getting his account deleted AGAIN. Dude, when will you learn this is a no poser zone?

Cassidy's House: 1888 | 08/25/08, 06:54 PM "

Poser? I'm leading the freakin' pack, Roy. BTW, if you haven't noticed, the new mods haven't seemed to figure out what the delete button does.

And even if they do, what do I care? You think my TD record matters to me? The number of comments I have? That stuff matters to YOU, but unlike you, my life outside FN is a billion times more important.

August 25, 2008  07:33 PM ET

"I'm guessing the Cassidy argument is why I am getting my a** handed too me. Why is that profile so hated?

Agrippa | 08/25/08, 07:20 PM"

Let's see. Here are some highlights:

1- Cheater (there is no doubt on this one)
2- Manipulative. He'll ask you to vote for him, and if you don't, he sends fanmails asking why you betrayed him, that you're "just like the others", etc. (There are multiple users, ex friends of CassiRoy who can show you this.)
3- A jerk/ homer. He manages to offend almost everyone on the site, whether it be through blind, retarded homerism or name-calling.
4- What is there to like about a middle aged man who sits at his computer all day pretending to be a woman?

August 25, 2008  11:05 PM ET

"I'm guessing the Cassidy argument is why I am getting my a** handed too me. Why is that profile so hated?

Agrippa | 08/25/08, 07:20 PM"

Let's see. Here are some highlights:

1- Cheater (there is no doubt on this one)
2- Manipulative. He'll ask you to vote for him, and if you don't, he sends fanmails asking why you betrayed him, that you're "just like the others", etc. (There are multiple users, ex friends of CassiRoy who can show you this.)
3- A jerk/ homer. He manages to offend almost everyone on the site, whether it be through blind, retarded homerism or name-calling.
4- What is there to like about a middle aged man who sits at his computer all day pretending to be a woman?
EagleHater is Ihsahn | 08/25/08, 07:33 PM

Read it...burn it into your brain....It is what it is.

August 26, 2008  10:44 AM ET

Gotta love it

August 26, 2008  01:17 PM ET

"Jackie Stallone and Mrs Cleo are both prior lovers of mine and with all the brain they gave me has helped my abilities." -Agrippa

That line could mean quite a few things...

August 26, 2008  02:04 PM ET

^ We who are in to hip hop know exactly what it means

 
August 26, 2008  03:52 PM ET

Explanation 2: the Steelers are dropped from the NFL after the NFL front office gets wind of the fact that Cassidy's House, aka Roy, is a fan of the team. Knowing that any team followed by the Unholy Shim of Fannation should not exist, the Steelers voluntarily withdraw from the league upon request. Unable to replace the team so quickly, only 29 teams are excluded from the Big Dance.


Ahhh EH! That hurts!

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