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  • August 29, 2008 02:02 AM ET

Kobe Bryant is the worst player in the nba.

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yep

there is a twist


What is the twist?

By the way, you have been ticketed by the FN GPD, you will be forced to pay a $50 fine within 7 days.

The ticket is for lack of capitalization.


Oh god, here is the grammar Police.

Do you think i'm dumb enough to say Kobe is the worst player is ridiculous. Look at my wins record and many b-ball td',. I would never say such. You fell in the fannation trap. If i didn't say twist then i should lose but i didn't. You didn't even argue anthing about Kobe from my title so you know i was kidding as well. Kobe is the best player in the league but his reign is on course to be taking by Lebron James. Argue that?


"Do you think i'm dumb enough to say Kobe is the worst player is ridiculous"

You're the one that said it.

"I would never say such"

Well, you did, but that's beside the point.

"You didn't even argue anthing about Kobe from my title so you know i was kidding as well"

Why would I argue anything before I knew the twist? That would be stupid.

"Kobe is the best player in the league but his reign is on course to be taking by Lebron James. Argue that?"

No, I will not. The title said "Kobe Bryant is the worst player in the nba." Therefore YOU must give me something that he is the worst at for me to argue. I have done nothing wrong here.

You didn't give a twist, you scolded me for not arguing against nothing. So now we still haven't argued anything. Way to go.


Well i took a xanax and drink a 22. I'm feeling lovely.


Peach, I didn't want to have to do this, but because you presented me with nothing to argue, I must make "Yo mama" jokes about your mother. In advance, I am sorry.

Your mama is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Your mama is so ugly, she looked out the window and was charged with indecent exposure.

Your mama is so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch '60 Minutes'.

Your mama is so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.

Your mama is so fat, it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

Your mama is so old, she still owes Moses a dollar.

Your mama is so fat, when she hauls **** she has to make two trips.

Your mama is so fat, her passport picture says "Picture is continued overleaf".

Your mama is so stupid, she lost her shadow.

Your mama is so stupid, she invented a silent car-alarm.

Your mama is so ugly, minutes after she was born her mother said: "What a treasure" and her father said: "Yes, now lets go bury it."

Your mama is so ugly, when she was born the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

I'm sorry I had to do that...........

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August 29, 2008  02:18 AM ET
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wow this is a great TD

August 29, 2008  02:20 AM ET
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Damn straight.

August 29, 2008  02:20 AM ET
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Tazed for $50 after one argument Peachy. Ouch!

August 29, 2008  02:23 AM ET
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And should be tazed again for the second one.

August 29, 2008  02:25 AM ET
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I concur Wildbill.

After 827 TDs, Peachy should know that the last thing FanNation needs is another Kobe vs. Lebron TD. Peachy is usually more original than that.

August 29, 2008  02:25 AM ET
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Peachy, I think 'God' should be capitalized.

August 29, 2008  02:38 AM ET
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This is the most fun I've ever had in a TD.

August 29, 2008  03:20 AM ET
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Peachy's third argument was PERFECT.

August 29, 2008  03:41 AM ET
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It explains A LOT.

August 29, 2008  04:04 AM ET
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And strike three for the 3rd tazing.

August 29, 2008  04:10 AM ET
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Careful not to TAZE him too hard Roberts. He's in a Xanax coma right now. You don't want to shock his system too much.

August 29, 2008  04:11 AM ET
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Peachy, out of 828 TD's, this one might just be your WORST. It didn't think that possible...

August 29, 2008  04:16 AM ET
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the censored word is @$s.

August 29, 2008  04:46 AM ET
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Don't patronize us Roberts.
We are all 13 or older here as per our tickbox contracts with FanNation.
So we can figure out what's behing the **** on our own.

August 29, 2008  05:05 AM ET
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^^^
behind*

(had to correct it before I got TAZED)

August 29, 2008  05:43 AM ET
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What are the odds Peach hits a grand in losses before he hits the 3rd century mark in wins?

August 29, 2008  06:06 AM ET
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wildbill, we'd probably have to set the 1000L chance at about a -800. So if you realllly think he's good for that 300W you could make 8 to 1 on your money. But no, it would probably still be best to take the SURE THING and bet $100 to win a total of $12.50 profit on the 1000Ls to hit.

August 29, 2008  11:33 AM ET
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Sorry YODA, some curse words are too new for you to understand so I pointed it out.

August 29, 2008  01:55 PM ET
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Damn......Peachy got slammed. He fell into and got killed in his own trap. LOL. Good TD gents.

 
August 29, 2008  02:42 PM ET
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"Well i took a xanax and drink a 22. I'm feeling lovely."

Kids, don't do this. You might end up crunkdafied.

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