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  • September 03, 2008 09:54 AM ET

He isn't but if he were a WWF wrestler, this guy would be a natural...

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Chad Ocho Cinco.

He has the insane personality. Unique looks. Camera-addicted. Spontaneous. Crazy. Speaks his mind. Has good moves. Is sexy. Runs faster than a horse. Publicity and Merchandising are his two babies.


nope.

He would be a MUCH better manager-

the problem with wrestling is that you HAVE TO LOSE- that is part of the reason why Andre the Giant never held a World title until VERY late in his career- no one could beat him.

Who can beat Chad?

Its like when Ken Shamrock went into wrestling- he had to lose by cheating or his own temper (Samoa Joe 1.0?)

Then he started losing "legit" and that killed his career.


Shut up with your stupid facts and worthless knowledge of wrestling.

I'm talking the boosts it would give in ratings, it would bring serious football sports fan into the realm of nerdy, white, loser, virgin wrestling fans.

It would open up markets everywhere.

But not only business no. Unlike some other wrestlers, you don't need to build up this guy's character. It comes included with the package.

And what's this that Chad will never lose? That's all he does in Cincy!!!!!!!!

Chad has the looks, the personality, the name to bring new life into wrestling. He'd be the next Rock except less gay and more ghetto.


And what's this that Chad will never lose? That's all he does in Cincy!!!!!!!!

Chad never loses- his TEAM loses- Chad has NEVER Allowed a TD as a Wideout

Its always Chad 6 (or 12 or 18) His opponent 0

Then the BENGALS 14 OTHER TEAM 24

Chad still wins,

Chad has the looks, the personality, the name to bring new life into wrestling. He'd be the next Rock except less gay and more ghetto.

Have you SEEN the Rocks Wife? He is not gay

He PLAYED a gay man- Now I know Brokeback Ghosthunter is your favorite movie and all- but that a MOVIE- its not real. He also is not a Marine on Mars either.

Just like wrestling- its a ROLE.


That's why I said Chad will be the next Rock.

If I were Chad's manager here would be my target points to be a giant in wrestling...

1) Chad just needs to take some steroids to be built and there you go.

2) Give him his personal microphone and let him speak freely.

3) Give him a Superman/ Bengals costume with 85 on the back.

4) Whenever it's tag team, call in his good friend, Kimbo.

5) Bring half of Hialeah as his posse.

6) Offer him more money to lose, and he will.

7) Surround him with hot sexy women.

8) Give him News-Salary Contract, which basically means, the more he makes the news, the more he will get.

9) Don't wear spandex or be gay like The Rock.

10) Be himself.

Chad Ocho Cinco, the next wrestling star.


1) Chad just needs to take some steroids to be built and there you go.

-- Steriods make you deaf - according to Richard Dawson- so Chad can;t hear the cheers

2) Give him his personal microphone and let him speak freely.

-- Wrong, Most major companies use writers- and unless you are REALLY big your promos are scripted- as well your angles and matches

3) Give him a Superman/ Bengals costume with 85 on the back.

-- The lawyers would KILL him for using those logos

4) Whenever it's tag team, call in his good friend, Kimbo.

-- Kimbo? He cannot wrestle- and punches get boring

5) Bring half of Hialeah as his posse.

-- That is a HUGE waste of Front row tickets

6) Offer him more money to lose, and he will.

-- Then why is he a Bengal?

7) Surround him with hot sexy women.

-- I have to think he don;t need wrestling for that.

8) Give him News-Salary Contract, which basically means, the more he makes the news, the more he will get.

-- Then he gets more from the NFL - most papers don;t even cover MMA much less wrestling

9) Don't wear spandex or be gay like The Rock.

-- So what side is this from? Some wresters wear jeans anyway

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September 3, 2008  09:56 AM ET
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He even has a wrestler name now.

September 3, 2008  10:11 AM ET
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He wants out of Cincy because he doesn't like losing. With wrestling being scripted, he would not be good being told to go out there and lose.

September 3, 2008  11:11 AM ET
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"Shut up with your stupid facts and worthless knowledge of wrestling."

You had me at hello.

September 3, 2008  11:12 AM ET
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What is that, like, Tila Tequila or something?

September 3, 2008  11:12 AM ET
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Ghost: hard and sloppy said 09/03, 10:01 AM
Shut up with your stupid facts and worthless knowledge of wrestling

Yeah that lost it for me, dont tell david to shut up. Class less

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September 3, 2008  11:14 AM ET
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Lol, that ain't fair man....Pimp wnna be can pimp slap anyone he wants to, especially me in our TDs and I have to pull down my pants and ****?!

September 3, 2008  11:16 AM ET
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WoW are you serious!

September 3, 2008  11:18 AM ET
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lol, yeah just dont disrespect thats all. I guess sometimes when you type things out it can sound a little different than really intended

September 3, 2008  11:19 AM ET
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screw the pimp

September 3, 2008  11:25 AM ET
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Nice arguements Ghost...you sound really informed

September 3, 2008  11:51 AM ET
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Pimp-loving losers.

 
September 3, 2008  02:25 PM ET
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Hialeah? Why not Liberty City?

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