Ahh right. People are so cool in So Cal...that's why I lived there for two years and wanted to jam a fork in my eye with all the phonies and bimbos. So no, I do not wish I lived there, because I already have and it SUCKS.
Every stereotype out there about LA is SPOT ON TRUE--including the one about it being full of money grubbing ****.
Not everyone in Chicago is fat, deep dish pizza is outstanding, and it's nice to live in a place where not everyone thinks they are better than you because their car cost more than yours.
You, my dear Cassidy, are an idiot.
There is a reason they call it the Windy City: all the people there are full of hot air. Dude, stop hating on SoCal cuz you wished you lived where there were beaches and babes, and instead you live in a state where fat people and deep dish pizza reign supreme. Congrats.