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  • 10:41 AM ET  08.28
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If you put together all the players that the Yankees have on the Disabled List with all the athletically challenged ones they have on their roster, they could field their own Special Olympics.  The list of losers is just endless, starting with A-Rod.  He had a fine year last year, just in time for his contract renewal.  Then, after he got his big deal, he decided to retire.  The only problem is, he's taking his retirement at third base. The worst thing about baseball is that you waste the most beautiful months of the year worrying about October.  Apparently,…
  • 09:31 AM ET  08.07
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  If you decide to take a little lunchtime stroll down 42nd Street today, don't forget to wear your football helmet, so that you don't get concussed by Chad Pennington and Kellen Clemens, who might decide to form a little suicide pact and do a swan dive out the window of the ESPN Sports Bar. Did you ever have a job that you were really good at and loved to do, until the boss came up and said, "From now on you'll be working with this guy," and introduces you Osama Bin Ladin?  That's what Eli Manning must feel like today.  He thought he owned New…
  • 09:19 PM ET  07.06
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Get out of the way Tori & Dean, and make way for America's Wackiest Couple:THE A-ROD & MADONNA SHOW!This week featuring special guest star JOBA CHAMBERLAIN! Madonna - A-Rod, honey, is that a baseball bat in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? A-Rod - It's a baseball bat.  I want to do some batting practice.  But I can't find my balls.  Have you seen them? Madonna - I'll say!  I was up half the night polishing your balls.  Don't forget, Rabbi Schwartzberg is coming over today to convert you to Judaism. A-Rod -…

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